posen

A small town located in Northeast lower Michigan Notorious as a hillbilly town. Common activities include the Potatoe Festival and cow tipping. The entire school system is contained in one building (K-12) known as consolidated schooling.

Lets go to the Posen Potatoe Festival this weekend.

by John Beatty September 23, 2006

Posen

Posen is a South Suburban town of chicago. Use to Be fully Polish Now not so much!
The main Catholic school St. Stanislaus is now closed along with the church. Lovely town...not!

posen use to be so nice.

by Blove25 April 14, 2009

Jayden Posen

The hottest girl in the world and known as the badass (the sexy rebel). Many boys like her and want to date her. Some boys talk to her but some are too scared and are intimidated by her. She is extremely talented and a hot actress. She is most likely to be famous. She will definitely grow up to be a model. She may seem like a bitch but she is a very fun and caring girl. She is known to be a party animal too.

"Woah dude, it's Jayden Posen"
"She's super hot"

by unknownguy11 May 6, 2018

Poseidon's Kiss

When water splashes up from the toilet onto your butt from your poop dropping into the water.

Upon defecating, Alex felt the cool wrath of Poseidon's Kiss as it grazed his buttocks.

by billypilgrim3000 October 17, 2012

Poseidons Kiss

When you do a shit and the plop sends a small dollop of cold water up that kisses your anus.

Friend: You ok in there? I heard a little yelp.

Me: Yeah, just a little Poseidons Kiss

by dunkinnuts April 2, 2019

Poen

When a sleepy guy or girl gets in the mood, they commonly type poen.

They might try to find porn - and fail. Could possibly be you - who got curious when they saw the link.

Lol, I am so horny. I need to watch some poen.

by The Secret Riddle April 23, 2012

art poser

Someone who completely lacks any artistic talent or creativity whatsoever. Always talking about themselves and their "work", these people go to great lengths to appear as real artists. Art posers have never had an original thought or idea in their lives but act as though everything they do is groundbreaking and original. They always hang together in little cliques and are highly suspicious of any "outsider"--particularly real artists who might expose them for what they really are. The titles of their "work" are always pretentious and completely meaningless; for example, a grey canvas with a small pink spot in one corner, titled "The Juxtaposition of Random Gratification #109." The lengthy descriptions they give of their "work" consist of rambling pseudointellectual bullshit that took 25 times the amount of time to compose than the actual piece itself; this is to compensate for the fact that the work only took 15 minutes to make, with no artistic ability at all. Art posers are typically so delusional that they don't realize how delusional they are. Art posers always worship Andy Warhol and strive to be just like him. Art posers often stand around in galleries, pretending to find deep meaning in other art posers' work. They frequently use the word "ambiguous" and will spend half an hour offering a pseudointellectual analysis of a grey, or blank canvas. Art posers have been known to mistake light switches in galleries as part of the sculptural exhibit.

Tasha is such an art poser.

This gallery sucks, what a bunch of art posers!

by Muscoffo August 17, 2015