porz

Ok, this is getting retarded, how the fuck do you misspell porn so badly? Z is on the other side of the keyboard!

Porzhub.com

by Pepe The Boi April 19, 2018

Kristaps Porzingis

A Forward for the NY Knicks. He is most known for being a 7'3 scoring machine in the NBA. Born in Latvia and given the knick name "The unicorn" by Kevin Durant.

Kristaps Porzingis was to tall for his opponent and dunked on the defender.

by Carmelo Anthony August 31, 2017

porzingis

God mode on.

You nailed that girl?

Dude, like a Porzingis

by MichaelKane69 November 9, 2017

Porzingoat

Kristaps Porzingis. The 7'3" NBA basketball player from Latvia. Basically the second coming of Dirk Nowitzki and Shaq wrapped into one, as he can shoot from pretty much anywhere or posterize anyone on the floor.

Jim was hitting 3s AND dunking on everyone in the game yesterday... he looked like Porzingoat out there!

by Knicks#33 February 14, 2017

Kristaps Porzingis

A nickname for cheap Eastern European prostitutes who turn out much better than expected. Named after New York Knicks & Latvian basketball player Kristaps Porzingis , a cheap foreign import in the NBA Draft

Ben : How was your Eastern European Prostitute last night matt?
Lewis : Top quality , she was a true Kristaps Porzingis

by Fchwpo November 13, 2017

Porzi

A conservative who is obsessed with God, Guns and Glen Beck, thinks Reagan, Rush Limbaugh, and Karl Rove should run the government again. Created the Tea party and has Double D Cups.

-Damn that Porzi! He just called Giancarlo a "bandito"

by George W. Bushie May 27, 2010

Porzelt

A domesticated swine usually weighing more than 250 pounds.

Hey man, looks like you put some weight after the holidays you’re Startin’ to look like a Porzelt.

by Getting the word out February 14, 2021