by KostjaOHO April 30, 2019
The name of a strong and handsome man. Kristaps knows what he wants and knows how to get it. He's a bit sensitive, so be careful what you say.
by el12foryou44 December 18, 2019
Male name used in Eastern Europe, more specifically the small island nation of Latvia. Has historically been linked with zionism and obesity, these etymological links have been affirmed by several notable scholars of the Latvian language, such as Prof. Banis Jorbals and Dr. Hab. Peinholds Rirags. Used in every day use expressions such as "Kristaps resns" and "Kristaps žīds". May occasionally be substituted by the Old Prussian form "Kristpaps", however, the name (and most Kristaps) historically originate from the Western region of Kurzeme (or Courland).
Well known Kristaps include Lielais Kristaps and Kristaps Kaupe.
Well known Kristaps include Lielais Kristaps and Kristaps Kaupe.
by Beinrich Bimmler June 30, 2010
A Forward for the NY Knicks. He is most known for being a 7'3 scoring machine in the NBA. Born in Latvia and given the knick name "The unicorn" by Kevin Durant.
by Carmelo Anthony August 30, 2017
A nickname for cheap Eastern European prostitutes who turn out much better than expected. Named after New York Knicks & Latvian basketball player Kristaps Porzingis , a cheap foreign import in the NBA Draft
Ben : How was your Eastern European Prostitute last night matt?
Lewis : Top quality , she was a true Kristaps Porzingis
Lewis : Top quality , she was a true Kristaps Porzingis
by Fchwpo November 12, 2017
by MarcoMcBeany September 07, 2021
when a stupid latvian farts in a smartie tube and shares it with his goat before killing the goat and being sent to the gulag
by Shakingatreetrunk November 06, 2021