Male name used in Eastern Europe, more specifically the small island nation of Latvia. Has historically been linked with zionism and obesity, these etymological links have been affirmed by several notable scholars of the Latvian language, such as Prof. Banis Jorbals and Dr. Hab. Peinholds Rirags. Used in every day use expressions such as "Kristaps resns" and "Kristaps žīds". May occasionally be substituted by the Old Prussian form "Kristpaps", however, the name (and most Kristaps) historically originate from the Western region of Kurzeme (or Courland).

Well known Kristaps include Lielais Kristaps and Kristaps Kaupe.

Cease being such a Kristaps and lend me a fiver!

Kristaps by Beinrich Bimmler July 5, 2010

Kristaps

someone much better, handsome, smarter then you.

Be like a kristaps.

"Hey, Your so dumb, ugly and stupid."-emmmar "Okay cool." -Kristaps

Kristaps by Emmar August 3, 2023

Kristaps Porzingis

A Forward for the NY Knicks. He is most known for being a 7'3 scoring machine in the NBA. Born in Latvia and given the knick name "The unicorn" by Kevin Durant.

Kristaps Porzingis was to tall for his opponent and dunked on the defender.

Kristaps Porzingis by Carmelo Anthony August 31, 2017

Kristaps Porzingis

A nickname for cheap Eastern European prostitutes who turn out much better than expected. Named after New York Knicks & Latvian basketball player Kristaps Porzingis , a cheap foreign import in the NBA Draft

Ben : How was your Eastern European Prostitute last night matt?
Lewis : Top quality , she was a true Kristaps Porzingis

Kristaps Porzingis by Fchwpo November 13, 2017

Dirty Kristaps

When someone leaves a cum stain in the school bathroom.

Hey did you see the dirty kristaps?

Dirty Kristaps by MarcoMcBeany September 7, 2021

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026