Kristaps 

Someone better than you

Why are you crying? Oh, because your not Kristaps

Kristaps by KostjaOHO April 30, 2019

Kristaps 

The name of a strong and handsome man. Kristaps knows what he wants and knows how to get it. He's a bit sensitive, so be careful what you say.

Hey, how's that guy called?
-Oh, that's Kristaps.
-Mhhmm It all makes sense now!

Kristaps by el12foryou44 December 17, 2019

Kristaps 

Male name used in Eastern Europe, more specifically the small island nation of Latvia. Has historically been linked with zionism and obesity, these etymological links have been affirmed by several notable scholars of the Latvian language, such as Prof. Banis Jorbals and Dr. Hab. Peinholds Rirags. Used in every day use expressions such as "Kristaps resns" and "Kristaps žīds". May occasionally be substituted by the Old Prussian form "Kristpaps", however, the name (and most Kristaps) historically originate from the Western region of Kurzeme (or Courland).

Well known Kristaps include Lielais Kristaps and Kristaps Kaupe.

Cease being such a Kristaps and lend me a fiver!

Kristaps by Beinrich Bimmler July 5, 2010

Kristaps 

someone much better, handsome, smarter then you.

Be like a kristaps.

"Hey, Your so dumb, ugly and stupid."-emmmar "Okay cool." -Kristaps

Kristaps by Emmar August 3, 2023

Kristaps Porzingis 

A Forward for the NY Knicks. He is most known for being a 7'3 scoring machine in the NBA. Born in Latvia and given the knick name "The unicorn" by Kevin Durant.

Kristaps Porzingis was to tall for his opponent and dunked on the defender.

Kristaps Porzingis by Carmelo Anthony August 31, 2017

Kristaps Porzingis 

A nickname for cheap Eastern European prostitutes who turn out much better than expected. Named after New York Knicks & Latvian basketball player Kristaps Porzingis , a cheap foreign import in the NBA Draft

Ben : How was your Eastern European Prostitute last night matt?
Lewis : Top quality , she was a true Kristaps Porzingis

Kristaps Porzingis by Fchwpo November 13, 2017

Dirty Kristaps 

When someone leaves a cum stain in the school bathroom.

Hey did you see the dirty kristaps?

Dirty Kristaps by MarcoMcBeany September 7, 2021