porzingis

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You nailed that girl?

Dude, like a Porzingis

by MichaelKane69 November 9, 2017

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Kristaps Porzingis

A Forward for the NY Knicks. He is most known for being a 7'3 scoring machine in the NBA. Born in Latvia and given the knick name "The unicorn" by Kevin Durant.

Kristaps Porzingis was to tall for his opponent and dunked on the defender.

by Carmelo Anthony August 31, 2017

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A nickname for cheap Eastern European prostitutes who turn out much better than expected. Named after New York Knicks & Latvian basketball player Kristaps Porzingis , a cheap foreign import in the NBA Draft

Ben : How was your Eastern European Prostitute last night matt?
Lewis : Top quality , she was a true Kristaps Porzingis

by Fchwpo November 13, 2017

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Porzingoat

Kristaps Porzingis. The 7'3" NBA basketball player from Latvia. Basically the second coming of Dirk Nowitzki and Shaq wrapped into one, as he can shoot from pretty much anywhere or posterize anyone on the floor.

Jim was hitting 3s AND dunking on everyone in the game yesterday... he looked like Porzingoat out there!

by Knicks#33 February 14, 2017

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