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When a male gets a raging stonk on, he pulls it up and tucks it in his pants. Just so his bell end is popping out. Thus creating a Lonely Island. Often used on the Beach and often crops up in holiday snaps.
Haha! can see That Lonely Island!
by jeff93 January 7, 2010
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The art of finding an unsuspecting victim leaning forward on a wall or railing ect then going up behind them and pretent to be taking them up the corn hole in a thrusting motion.
Hey, I wonder if he knows if he's recieving a good 'ol Stealth bumming?
by jeff93 January 7, 2010
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when a male places his scrotum on another persons face (ball in each eye) with the shitter right above the mouth. He then takes a dump causing the shit to roll down their face like a portugese landslide
Woah, has she just recieved a portugese landslide?
I gave him a portugese landslide the other day.
by jeff93 January 7, 2010
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A Canadian Chocolate Cake is when a woman takes a shit on a plate then sucks a man off 'till he cums. she then spits it out onto the shit. They each take turns to have a forkfull of the poo until one or both are very sick.
Hey, I had a Canadian Chocolate Cake the other night, I didn't enjoy it that much though.
by jeff93 January 7, 2010
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