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portabelly 

A protruding lower potbelly that hangs over your belt-line. Used to store the excess food that no human could possibly hold in their actual stomach.
Sam-"Theres no way he could eat six Double Deckers in one sitting!"

Tom-"He is probably holding three of them in his portabelly."
portabelly by Mr.Dr.PHD. July 12, 2011
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Portabelly 

The man of your dreams, the guy who kicks ass and doesn't take no an answer. Porta stands for Portal, when you go out with him you'll step into a portal of reality that is unrivaled. Belly cause that you gonna eat good hanging with this man. Give him a try, give the Portabelly a slap.
Just had the best experience with a PortaBelly. Man I can never go back to the Pre-Portabelly life
Portabelly by TheCrewTO January 30, 2021

Portobello belt 

A succulent fungus that straps on to the pelvis bone and acts as a shaft
Jerrys rule of thumb when the genitals aren’t cooperating he busts out the portobello belt to show all the swollen members competition is steep
Portobello belt by Roobeer September 22, 2020

potbelly goblin 

A rather grotesque human sub-species easily irrated by the success of the West and commonly allied with jihadis. As seen in Seattle with controversial radio-host Alex Jones.
Alex: We're out here trying to expose the establishment and shut down the system.
Potbelly Goblin: You're trash *makes gasping weasling sound* **runs away to avoid conflict**

Old Spice Portobello 

When you grease up your ballsack with deodorant and smack it on someones car. Deodorant is best used for the greasy sack stamp thats left behind.
“Man that guy pissed me off”
“Well what you going to do about it Tim?”
“im gonna grease up my ballsack and smack my old spice portobello grease stamp on his fucking car!”
Old Spice Portobello by W33DMAN420 January 21, 2019
1) a heavy, wood stove popular in the late nineteenth and early twentieth centuries.
2) an insult, in reference to someone with a large stomach.
My cousin eats too many burgers; you can tell this from his potbelly.
potbelly by T-Dog Jenkins March 10, 2005

Porkabilly

Fat and overweight Rockabilly girls who think its ok to wear sexy dresses.
That damn Porkabilly dented my ride after posing for a pin up shot.
Porkabilly by caltank July 25, 2011
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