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If a girl has Portavella in her name you already know she's fun. She'll have a great sense og humor and you'll have a few good laughs with her. They're not short at all, in fact, if you aren't 6ft or taller then you're in a bit of trouble. But they're geniuenly nice, they're caring and loving although they can also be quiet and they might not tell you what's on their mind, you'll have to use a plunger of some sort to get her to say some stuff, having a few drinks always helps. Overall she's a really cool girl that will always be down to do whatever if she likes you.

Guy 1: Oh man I can't wait to see Portavella
Guy 2: Wow man I'm jealous of you
Guy 3: haha

Portavella by ArcticMVP YT November 22, 2021

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portabelly

A protruding lower potbelly that hangs over your belt-line. Used to store the excess food that no human could possibly hold in their actual stomach.

Sam-"Theres no way he could eat six Double Deckers in one sitting!"

Tom-"He is probably holding three of them in his portabelly."

portabelly by Mr.Dr.PHD. July 12, 2011

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Portabelly

The man of your dreams, the guy who kicks ass and doesn't take no an answer. Porta stands for Portal, when you go out with him you'll step into a portal of reality that is unrivaled. Belly cause that you gonna eat good hanging with this man. Give him a try, give the Portabelly a slap.

Just had the best experience with a PortaBelly. Man I can never go back to the Pre-Portabelly life

Portabelly by TheCrewTO January 30, 2021

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portabello penis

a very tiny shaft with a very large head.

That chick said my roommate has a portabello penis.

portabello penis by jrbdc November 2, 2011

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portabella mushroom

When a guy presses his cock on a mirror and says "I want to be a steak", this is a portabella mushroom

Boink...."ewww....I wanna be a steak"

portabella mushroom by slutties_chix_on_met April 24, 2005

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portabella

A street name for shrooms. Northen California origin.

Hook me up with that portabella G.

portabella by barry white September 26, 2003

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portabello

this is bobo's patented knickname

sick look at that portabello

portabello by DNT September 18, 2003

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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