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Portavella

If a girl has Portavella in her name you already know she's fun. She'll have a great sense og humor and you'll have a few good laughs with her. They're not short at all, in fact, if you aren't 6ft or taller then you're in a bit of trouble. But they're geniuenly nice, they're caring and loving although they can also be quiet and they might not tell you what's on their mind, you'll have to use a plunger of some sort to get her to say some stuff, having a few drinks always helps. Overall she's a really cool girl that will always be down to do whatever if she likes you.
Guy 1: Oh man I can't wait to see Portavella
Guy 2: Wow man I'm jealous of you
Guy 3: haha
by ArcticMVP YT November 22, 2021
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portabelly

A protruding lower potbelly that hangs over your belt-line. Used to store the excess food that no human could possibly hold in their actual stomach.
Sam-"Theres no way he could eat six Double Deckers in one sitting!"

Tom-"He is probably holding three of them in his portabelly."
by Mr.Dr.PHD. July 12, 2011
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Portabelly

The man of your dreams, the guy who kicks ass and doesn't take no an answer. Porta stands for Portal, when you go out with him you'll step into a portal of reality that is unrivaled. Belly cause that you gonna eat good hanging with this man. Give him a try, give the Portabelly a slap.
Just had the best experience with a PortaBelly. Man I can never go back to the Pre-Portabelly life
by TheCrewTO January 30, 2021
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portabello penis

a very tiny shaft with a very large head.
That chick said my roommate has a portabello penis.
by jrbdc November 2, 2011
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portabella mushroom

When a guy presses his cock on a mirror and says "I want to be a steak", this is a portabella mushroom
Boink...."ewww....I wanna be a steak"
by slutties_chix_on_met April 24, 2005
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portabella

A street name for shrooms. Northen California origin.
Hook me up with that portabella G.
by barry white September 26, 2003
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portabello

sick look at that portabello
by DNT September 18, 2003
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