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Portabelly 

The man of your dreams, the guy who kicks ass and doesn't take no an answer. Porta stands for Portal, when you go out with him you'll step into a portal of reality that is unrivaled. Belly cause that you gonna eat good hanging with this man. Give him a try, give the Portabelly a slap.
Just had the best experience with a PortaBelly. Man I can never go back to the Pre-Portabelly life
Portabelly by TheCrewTO January 30, 2021

Portobello belt 

A succulent fungus that straps on to the pelvis bone and acts as a shaft
Jerrys rule of thumb when the genitals aren’t cooperating he busts out the portobello belt to show all the swollen members competition is steep
Portobello belt by Roobeer September 22, 2020

potbelly goblin 

A rather grotesque human sub-species easily irrated by the success of the West and commonly allied with jihadis. As seen in Seattle with controversial radio-host Alex Jones.
Alex: We're out here trying to expose the establishment and shut down the system.
Potbelly Goblin: You're trash *makes gasping weasling sound* **runs away to avoid conflict**

Old Spice Portobello 

When you grease up your ballsack with deodorant and smack it on someones car. Deodorant is best used for the greasy sack stamp thats left behind.
“Man that guy pissed me off”
“Well what you going to do about it Tim?”
“im gonna grease up my ballsack and smack my old spice portobello grease stamp on his fucking car!”
Old Spice Portobello by W33DMAN420 January 21, 2019
1) a heavy, wood stove popular in the late nineteenth and early twentieth centuries.
2) an insult, in reference to someone with a large stomach.
My cousin eats too many burgers; you can tell this from his potbelly.
potbelly by T-Dog Jenkins March 10, 2005

Porkabilly

Fat and overweight Rockabilly girls who think its ok to wear sexy dresses.
That damn Porkabilly dented my ride after posing for a pin up shot.
Porkabilly by caltank July 25, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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