The man of your dreams, the guy who kicks ass and doesn't take no an answer. Porta stands for Portal, when you go out with him you'll step into a portal of reality that is unrivaled. Belly cause that you gonna eat good hanging with this man. Give him a try, give the Portabelly a slap.
by TheCrewTO January 30, 2021
A protruding lower potbelly that hangs over your belt-line. Used to store the excess food that no human could possibly hold in their actual stomach.
Sam-"Theres no way he could eat six Double Deckers in one sitting!"
Tom-"He is probably holding three of them in his portabelly."
Tom-"He is probably holding three of them in his portabelly."
by Mr.Dr.PHD. July 12, 2011