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pornstarrd

An emblematic word awarded to pornstars who have achieved celebrity.
She's been pornstarrd and is not just some floozy on film.
by Christie K February 25, 2008
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Pornstar Cocktail

When a guy uses viagra (sildenafil) and penis numbing spray (lidocaine) resulting in prolonged intercourse reminiscent of male pornographic actors. Viagra is a pill that causes penile erections and numbing spray desensitizes the penis.
Carlos: Hey Kevin, what are you and Lauren doing for Valentine's Day?

Kevin: We're getting dinner and then I'm treating her with a Pornstar Cocktail.
by #1 Jake Pauler February 27, 2019
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pornstar terrorist

A person that involves themselves in pornography related fields (i.e. porn actor/actress, producers, camera crew, publishers). Most do this knowingly as a rejection of morality and indulgence of filth, but some are victims only to be pressured into a career of lust, want for money galore and reinforced behaviors through constant dopamine surges.

This results in mass cumbrain production, increased hypergamy, and don't forget those trafficking schemes!

Pornstar terrorists have their best interests to ruin the masses brains by introducing trends such as incest pornography (What are you doing step-bro), setting unrealistic body standards for both male and females, more hardcore pornography and emasculation of men. The coolidge effect is 100% utilized in these tactics.
"Says here Al Goldstein normalized hardcore pornography"

"Yeah, well Al Goldstein is a fucking pornstar terrorist, and he keeps stealing my fucks! When will the never ending prefrontal cortex inhibition act end?? Fucking gag order!"

"hey, cool it with the anti-semitism, bro"
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Roblox Pornstar

A job that can make you a billionaire in seconds
Jack: Yo how tf you earned so much money dude
John: Well I became a roblox pornstar
by HoboEractus July 26, 2019
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pornstar alias

What your performance name would be (actual or hypothetical) in the pornography industry using a specific formula. Make the best combination of the name of any pet you've had, and the name of any street you've lived on. For numbered or lettered streets, you may use Street, Way, Drive, Lane, etc.
"I asked some of my friends and acquaintances to figure out their pornstar alias. Here were some of their answers: Buddy Chestnut, Bella Hill, Max Ridge, Sophie Lane."
by yes juanito yes September 8, 2014
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Porntardation

Every time you see a porn star jerking off in front of their stepfamily, doing stupid sexual things, wearing no panties/bra at all, sleeping during day, being completely fucking blind and they can't see dicks, sticking their dick in literally every hole they see or not knowing their pants have ripped and not feeling a dick inside, they have porntardation.
Jim: Did you see that Brattysis video bro?
Mark: nah bro, that actress had * Porntardation*
by Joe Azlz December 3, 2019
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Porntard

PORNography + reTARD

A dude who can't find a girlfriend because

#1. He spends most of his time watching porn.

#2. When he does get out, he rejects women who are better looking than he is because they are not up to his pornstar standards.
Mike hasn't been laid in 10 years. He's such porntard.
by Mike Porntard March 2, 2009
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