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Another name for a computer, introduced by Michael Swaim of "Does not Compute" featured on Cracked.com. The name was perpetuated through the video featured on February 21, 2011 and is now colloquially used by many who know of it.

"Dude, Does not Compute is so just a ripoff of Tosh.0!" - Phil
"O really? Go turn on your pornographone and look it up on Wikipedia. You have your chicken and the egg mixed up." - Xavier

Pornographone by LordApocalyptica April 29, 2012

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pornographone

a machine wich serves mainly the function of displaying contents of a pornographic nature, with some additional features in more advanced models

"I've just updated my pornographone to windows 7"
"my pornographone contains 3 internets"

pornographone by john the exploder May 9, 2012

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pornographology

Pornographology, (por-no-graff-olo-jee) is the study of pornography.

Jack's mom walks into his room.

Jack's mom - "Jack! You watching porn again?"
Jack - "Yes, it's for my pornographology homework assignment!"

pornographology by Dave Richards September 4, 2007

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pornographized

making something that is non-pornographic into something pornographic.

"i'm screwed, i can't watch the simpsons anymore because i saw it pornographized on the internetz." :(

pornographized by superfail March 7, 2009

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Pornographicness

The quality of being pornographic.

Video of thirteen naked men masturbating on to the face of a fourteenth man is high in pornographicness. Whereas a National Geographic photograph of an African woman designed primarily for anthropological purposes might be slightly pornographic …

Pornographicness by Kleechou October 8, 2018

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pornographicness

The existence of pornography

Pornographicness is a quality that is possessed by texts

pornographicness by Kleechou October 4, 2018

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Pornographated

Ever since the beginning of time men and women have been committing lude, sexual acts to satisfy the voyeuristic appetites of others. Those that choose to participate in these acts have been pornographated. The medium of choice is of no consequence. whether it be audio, video, photograph, phonograph, chalk paintings, or ink blot. If you have been recorded in the act of pleasuring yourself, or others you have joined the countless throngs to have been pornographated.

Chuck Norris is and honorable man and would kick your ass if you pornographated his wife.

Pornographated by Crzydaizy October 10, 2008

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WhimZ

Gen Z whimsy

Millennial optimism may be gone, but Gen Z whimsy (WhimZ) is in.

WhimZ by WhimZ! November 5, 2026

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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