Pervoculars

Any type of eyewear that allows you to gawk at scantily clad hot chicks with plausible deniability.

Put your pervoculars on, cougar cameltoe at 12 O'clock.

Pervoculars by Boozeturd July 17, 2016

penoculars 

What I call my wife’s eyes when I bust her penisgazing.

She thought she didn’t get caught, but I saw her penoculars a mile away; I could feel the heat from them.

penoculars by DuckWest94 September 14, 2019

pornoculars 

Binoculars used for peeping on other people, especially those who might be naked or having sex.

It wasn't birds she was watching with her pornoculars!

pornoculars by mnamy March 14, 2008