Punoculars

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device to zoom in on puns from a faraway distance Comes with launcher to launch various food items at the bad ones.

FOOD NOT INCLUDED

Gisele saw a bad pun with the Punoculars, and used them to shoot it with eggs.

Punoculars by IscribbleGisele August 1, 2008

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penoculars

What I call my wife’s eyes when I bust her penisgazing.

She thought she didn’t get caught, but I saw her penoculars a mile away; I could feel the heat from them.

penoculars by DuckWest94 September 14, 2019

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pornoculars

Binoculars used for peeping on other people, especially those who might be naked or having sex.

It wasn't birds she was watching with her pornoculars!

pornoculars by mnamy March 14, 2008

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poonoculars

an optical instrument designed for simultaneous use by both eyes to view a woman's punany from a distance

Hey .. that girl looks hot but she is to far away .. pass me the poonoculars.. oh shit she is hot.

poonoculars by CrazyNinja13 October 6, 2009

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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