Definitions by Boozeturd

Dr. Backburger 

A voyeur who specializes in studying pictures of backburgers.

Dr. Backburger’s only medical advice is not to eat backburgers with sesame seeds.

Dr. Backburger by Boozeturd May 30, 2021

caped sausage 

The male version of a landing strip.

This dude at the gym kept trying to show me his caped sausage. I told him to fly the fuck outta here!

caped sausage by Boozeturd March 11, 2021

pound beers 

To chug beers whilst binge drinking.

I pounded eight bud heavies while fishing in a canoe this afternoon and only caught a buzz. Let's go pound beers tonight.

pound beers by Boozeturd February 23, 2017

GOAT

Acronym for Greatest of All Time.

After his Super Bowl LI performance Tom Brady is the indisputable GOAT!

GOAT by Boozeturd February 23, 2017

The Brorce 

The most powerful force in bro culture. Allows bros to access unfathomable powers.

How did that loser manage to bang a perfect ten last night. He must have used the brorce.

The Brorce by Boozeturd August 2, 2016

Jerkémon 

A game where players brag about the places that they have masturbated in.

Did you hear bronan beat off at the state Capitol!!! That's a legendary Jerkémon score.

Jerkémon by Boozeturd July 19, 2016

Pokéherd 

A large gathering of Pokémon Go players wandering around a public park.

The Pokéherd at the park was contained by an electronic fence.

Pokéherd by Boozeturd July 18, 2016