caped sausage

The male version of a landing strip.

This dude at the gym kept trying to show me his caped sausage. I told him to fly the fuck outta here!

by Boozeturd March 11, 2021

Dr. Backburger

A voyeur who specializes in studying pictures of backburgers.

Dr. Backburger’s only medical advice is not to eat backburgers with sesame seeds.

by Boozeturd May 31, 2021

Jerkémon

A game where players brag about the places that they have masturbated in.

Did you hear bronan beat off at the state Capitol!!! That's a legendary Jerkémon score.

by Boozeturd July 19, 2016

One-eyed pony

A soft penis that is incapable of becoming a full erection.

Her boyfriend was so drunk and she was so horny that she rode his one-eyed pony.

by Boozeturd July 16, 2016

Booze Turd

A foul smelling turd that smells like liquor. This usually is expelled the morning after consuming massive quantities of Polynesian mixed drinks especially Scorpion Bowls.

My hangover disappeared after I expelled a nasty booze turd.

by Boozeturd July 15, 2016

Pervoculars

Any type of eyewear that allows you to gawk at scantily clad hot chicks with plausible deniability.

Put your pervoculars on, cougar cameltoe at 12 O'clock.

by Boozeturd July 17, 2016

The Brorce

The most powerful force in bro culture. Allows bros to access unfathomable powers.

How did that loser manage to bang a perfect ten last night. He must have used the brorce.

by Boozeturd August 03, 2016