Pokéherd

A large gathering of Pokémon Go players wandering around a public park.

The Pokéherd at the park was contained by an electronic fence.

by Boozeturd July 18, 2016

One-eyed pony

A soft penis that is incapable of becoming a full erection.

Her boyfriend was so drunk and she was so horny that she rode his one-eyed pony.

by Boozeturd July 16, 2016

Booze Turd

A foul smelling turd that smells like liquor. This usually is expelled the morning after consuming massive quantities of Polynesian mixed drinks especially Scorpion Bowls.

My hangover disappeared after I expelled a nasty booze turd.

by Boozeturd July 15, 2016

Pervoculars

Any type of eyewear that allows you to gawk at scantily clad hot chicks with plausible deniability.

Put your pervoculars on, cougar cameltoe at 12 O'clock.

by Boozeturd July 17, 2016

caped sausage

The male version of a landing strip.

This dude at the gym kept trying to show me his caped sausage. I told him to fly the fuck outta here!

by Boozeturd March 11, 2021

Jerkémon

A game where players brag about the places that they have masturbated in.

Did you hear bronan beat off at the state Capitol!!! That's a legendary Jerkémon score.

by Boozeturd July 19, 2016

Bronan

Muscleheads who aspire to be and act like Conan the Barbarian.

Chill out Bronan before you get us thrown out of this bar.

by Boozeturd July 17, 2016