poonoculars
an optical instrument designed for simultaneous use by both eyes to view a woman's punany from a distance
poonoculars by CrazyNinja13 October 6, 2009
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Pornocular Syndrome
When, after having seen enough amateur porn, an individual is able to walk in the street and know what people look like naked even before actually seeing them take off their clothes. This can be either a blessing or a curse, depending of course on who you are looking at.
Dan: Wow! That chick is bomb-dot-com. I wish I could see her naked.
Mac: Been there...seen that
Dan: Really!?!?!?
Mac: No...but i know what she looks like...I've got Pornocular syndrome.
Mac: Been there...seen that
Dan: Really!?!?!?
Mac: No...but i know what she looks like...I've got Pornocular syndrome.
Pornocular Syndrome by Dhoch March 9, 2008
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penoculars
She thought she didn’t get caught, but I saw her penoculars a mile away; I could feel the heat from them.
penoculars by DuckWest94 September 14, 2019
Punoculars
device to zoom in on puns from a faraway distance Comes with launcher to launch various food items at the bad ones.
FOOD NOT INCLUDED
FOOD NOT INCLUDED
Punoculars by IscribbleGisele August 1, 2008
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.