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Profused • Profuse • profuse juice • profusely • Profuse Masturbation • Glistening Profusely • Big Hecking Profuse Sad • Recommended if you live in a hot/humid climate, exercise, or have a physically demanding job to manage sweat, oil, and odor, indoor job, live in a cooler climate, or have dry/sensitive skin. Only necessary if you are heavily soiled or sweating profusely
Glistening Profusely
That chick on the stairmaster has a puddle of water under her from glistening profusely! Good thing she's hot or that would be disgusting!!
Glistening Profusely by calihog August 5, 2009
Profuse
A word used to describe a situation or noun that is negatively over-the-top or excessive. Commonly used in situations when all other descriptions have proven to be ill-effective, or understating.
Profuse by MissMarie18 May 15, 2010
Profuse Masturbation
A common term for excessive masturbation in one sitting, resulting in the penis becoming thickly calloused and shaped like a half used colgate tube. The activity is also used as a motivational/teamwork exercise in some lines of work... i.e. Computer programming and I.T.
-"Hey man, did you go to the seminar yesterday on profuse masturbation?"
-"I couldn't make it in to the office, so I just set up a laptop and used the WiFi in Starbucks."
-"I couldn't make it in to the office, so I just set up a laptop and used the WiFi in Starbucks."
Profuse Masturbation by Sandy Highman, PHD. July 1, 2011
profuse juice
Mandatory profuse juice was given to fertile, female Doofi on their 23rd birthday as a right of passage.
profuse juice by Dixie Chickenhawk October 20, 2019
Profuse
The OPPOSITE of Confuse
Profuse is a verb that means the subject knows and understand everything that's going on
Profuse is a verb that means the subject knows and understand everything that's going on
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