Definitions by kcm556

crap news 

Journalism that is conveyed as a "news" story, but in reality is pointless and insignificant, even though it typically draws a large crowd. Usually in the form of clickbait, lists, and about celebrities, but doesn't actually have any affect on the general public or society.

Guy 1: Did you hear that news story about how that celebrity wore a bikini in public?

Guy 2: Dude, that's not news. That's crap news. But do you have the picture?

crap news by kcm556 June 2, 2017

pornfused 

The moment when you are watching porn and realize: 'What the fuck am I watching?'

I was jerking off last night and got pornfused when two midgets were going at it with a strap-on.

pornfused by kcm556 October 9, 2013