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pornbaby 

(Noun) 1) a child born of the result of a condom breaking on set (like while filming, like between two actors who didn't really know each other, like why didn't she just get an abortion?), 2) someone who is completely worthless and knows it but tries anyway, 3) an emotional bully who preys on easy targets to avoid becoming prey itself, typically because neither parent wanted anything to do with it, and it's very existence defies all logic, 4) the next item in a series of a random list with a common theme, much like this next porn baby: 5) the time in seconds after taking a shit that it takes for a dingleberry to finally drop of its own free will.
For example:

good lord just STFU you fukken pornbaby nobody cares what you have to say

this porn baby's been going on 6 seconds and it's still arguing.

this porn baby's growing a stinktooth
pornbaby by theoneandonlyzenkenone December 14, 2021
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porn baby 

When a porn star's birth control technique of choice (condom, pill, pull-out, etc) fails, and the female porn star becomes pregnant. A porn baby is the result of a pornographic "accident."
When {insert female porn star} forgot to take the pill before she shot the creampie scene, and 9 months later she had herself a porn baby.
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Poonbaby 

An ubiquitous object that offers many great stimulatory-related perks. If one is dubbed a poonbaby, one must be extremely proud of their new title; and furthermore must spread their poonbaby steeze throughout their country of origin.
Poonbabies are all over the world, but are a rarity and are subsequently not easily found.
In essence, a poonbaby is similar to a babythug; one which has steeze that flows like the waters of the river Nile. A poonbaby has magical properties, can make dragons explode, and is embossed in a celestial hue that fades to indigo.
Poonbabies generally tend to congregate at Newbury College in Brookline, Massachusetts.

A poonbaby is not to be confused with poon, which is a vagina.
"I met a poonbaby earlier...She granted me three magical wishes: 1) Pussy 2) Money 3) Weed."
Poonbaby by SabAsh December 16, 2008

Gay porn baby 

When a homosexual male who is an only child has a father who wants a grandson, so the homosexual male must donate his sperm to a female surrogate - by method of gay porn masturbation, in order to extend the bloodline.
Chris is literally such a p**sy… he must be a gay porn baby.
Gay porn baby by Tay’s.cock October 31, 2023

porn baby 

when a man jerks off to porn into a piece of clothing and a woman wears it before it is washed thus the semen (or man juice) seeps into the womans vagina (or puge) getting her pregnant and makes a porn baby.
Guy 1-"How did she get pregnant?"
Guy 2-"Yea you never had sex."
Guy 3-"It was a porn baby"
porn baby by rampageplaya98 April 5, 2008

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026