pornbaby

(Noun) 1) a child born of the result of a condom breaking on set (like while filming, like between two actors who didn't really know each other, like why didn't she just get an abortion?), 2) someone who is completely worthless and knows it but tries anyway, 3) an emotional bully who preys on easy targets to avoid becoming prey itself, typically because neither parent wanted anything to do with it, and it's very existence defies all logic, 4) the next item in a series of a random list with a common theme, much like this next porn baby: 5) the time in seconds after taking a shit that it takes for a dingleberry to finally drop of its own free will.
For example:

good lord just STFU you fukken pornbaby nobody cares what you have to say

this porn baby's been going on 6 seconds and it's still arguing.

this porn baby's growing a stinktooth
by theoneandonlyzenkenone December 14, 2021
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