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A pornboy is a man or boy whose entire knowledge of sex and relationships is based on porn.
He said 'good girl' whenever his grown adult girlfriend touched his balls, so she knew he was pornboy.
Pornboy by Psudom February 3, 2017
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One of those annoying spammer programs in chatrooms that sits there spouting random gibberish such as "I'm naked on my profile - go look!", "Any lonely boys want to chat?" and other such drivel. These irritating little bastards can PM you as well, and some even have a rudimentary parsing facility so they can pretend to be human. Pretty soon chatrooms will be full of these little critters talking to each other, while all the real people will have found girl/boyfriends and got themselves productive jobs.
BOT: a/s/l
ME: Fuck off you twat
BOT: That's great, my name's Alicia. Want to chat?
ME: I rape pigs
BOT: come to my website, I'm naked ;)
ME: (presses IGNORE button)
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pornobyte 

1. Alternate way to read out PB (normally petabyte, 10 to the power of 15 bytes) to emphasise the enormity of the storage capacity through association with oversized porn collections.

2. A vast and expanding number which is difficult to qualify but approximately equal to the total amount of storage worldwide that is dedicated to porn.
Damn, there must be at least a pornobyte of torrents on this darknet.
pornobyte by Morthandeus October 23, 2009
Refers to a girls perfectly shaped body. The moment men see her they do have 'a gun' in their pockets. The first thought that rises is "is she into the adult industry".

Girls often have to work real hard to get these pornbodies, once achieved they mostly live the rest of their lives for free.
guy 1 : hey did you spot that total bae over there, my pants are raging
guy 2 : oh boy, now that is a Pornbody!

Porncoying 

when you are surfing for porn, you open a different page and quickly switch tabs when someone comes in.
Man1: Dude, i was watching some lesbians when my wife came in, so i resumed porncoying

Man2: Good job, you learn fast!
Porncoying by Pron's Reasoning February 4, 2010
Self-proclaimed and anointed anonymous enforcer of unpopular/racist laws. Usually associated with low self-esteem, bed-wetting and chronic masturbation.
Word on the street is some new PoonBoy's making waves.
PoonBoy by boppa23 April 28, 2011

Pornbomb 

Dropping a huge amount of porn on someone either deliberatley or accidentally
Did you see NHK episode 8? sato totally pornbombed his mom
Pornbomb by denkler September 25, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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