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Self-proclaimed and anointed anonymous enforcer of unpopular/racist laws. Usually associated with low self-esteem, bed-wetting and chronic masturbation.
Word on the street is some new PoonBoy's making waves.
PoonBoy by boppa23 April 28, 2011
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A young man who neglects his aquatic maintenance responsibilities, but never fails to satisfy the most intimate needs of his female employer.
Madame Victoria immensely enjoyed the hard work of her eager poonboy.
poonboy by SinesOnATangent November 9, 2004
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A young man who weilds a large harpoon designed to spear tuna.
That seasoned poonboy has captured his fair-share of tuna.
poonboy by SinesOnATangent November 9, 2004

Poonboss 

A person who is unusually talented at performing cunnilingus.
Adriana keeps forgiving her boyfriend no matter what he does. He must be a poonboss.
Poonboss by Chad Apollo September 27, 2017

Poorboy Roll 

When a poorboy pads his wallet with $1 bills and $5 bills, then puts larger bills on either end of the cash wad to impress friends or girls or strippers, fool them and make them think he's got lots of big bills. This is called a Poorboy Roll.
One stripper to another: Did you see how thick his wallet was?

Other stripper: No, it's a poorboy roll, once the 20's are gone, you'll see he just has 1's and 5's.

poonboat 

This term is used for who rides the poon most often they are also referred to as captain.
"I'm the captain of the poonboat". -Kael C.
poonboat by Jakemon00 July 26, 2017

Poon Boy 

A complete pussy and weak ass guy
Justin is being a little poon boy and won't drink anything tonight.
Poon Boy by JamaicanPancake August 30, 2013
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