cuntfart

aka quefe - the sound of air being pushed into or out of a vagina, usually but not always during sex or fist fucking
When my girlfriend fucks herself with her whole hand, her pussy farts, and I told her that cuntfart sounds just like someone saying the word "Quefe"!
by Springbreaker July 30, 2006
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spring

The time period, in the Northern Hemisphere, between Winter (Dec. 21 to Mar. 20) and Summer (June 21 to Sept. 20), usually starting on the Vernal Equinox, March 21st and lasting until June 20th.
In Canada, we don't really have spring, summer and autumn, just winter and road repair season!
by Springbreaker August 01, 2006
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yuleishness

pseudo-journalistic yuletide foolishness
This year the news-wire services in particular seem to be engaged in a competition to see who can churn out the biggest avalanche of yuleishness. While they run a ton of Christmas related stories, they don't look for ones with any true spiritual meaning, and rather are more about reporting stupid shit with a holiday theme.
by Springbreaker December 20, 2006
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quarteralsexual

Someone who will do anything sexual, with anyone, for a quarter
Hey bob, lend me a dime, i don't have enough money to get blown by the quarteralsexual on the corner - OR - Bob, i heard your sister is a quarteralsexual, can i borrow a dime?
by Springbreaker August 11, 2006
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Winklevoss

Lazy-ass, deal breaking bastards; settlers' remorse
I've been Winklevossed! My ex-wife broke our divorce financial settlement; she thinks i'm worth 10x as much!

Cameron and Tyler Winklevoss found a skeptical audience when they tried to persuade a U.S. appeals court to let them out of a $65 million settlement over the founding of online social network Facebook. The saga of the Winklevoss twins and Facebook Chief Executive Mark Zuckerberg has become silver screen lore with the release of the film "The Social Network" last year.
by Springbreaker January 11, 2011
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neurodiabesity

One of the new chronic diseases effecting North americans as they continue to live longer lives with less excercise.
My fatass uncle is 80 and suffers from neurodiabesity; a combination of Diabetes, Obesity and various neurological symptoms related to the other two diseases.
by Springbreaker May 27, 2008
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pornament

Pornographic Christmas tree ornaments depicting beloved seasonal figures in sexual positions, aka SantaBalls
Oh my god, will you look at that pornament! I always suspected Mrs. Claus had a thing for Rudolph and those elves. Now we really know why Rudolph's nose is always so bright at night!
by Springbreaker December 20, 2006
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