Definitions by Springbreaker
Winklevoss
I've been Winklevossed! My ex-wife broke our divorce financial settlement; she thinks i'm worth 10x as much!
Cameron and Tyler Winklevoss found a skeptical audience when they tried to persuade a U.S. appeals court to let them out of a $65 million settlement over the founding of online social network Facebook. The saga of the Winklevoss twins and Facebook Chief Executive Mark Zuckerberg has become silver screen lore with the release of the film "The Social Network" last year.
Cameron and Tyler Winklevoss found a skeptical audience when they tried to persuade a U.S. appeals court to let them out of a $65 million settlement over the founding of online social network Facebook. The saga of the Winklevoss twins and Facebook Chief Executive Mark Zuckerberg has become silver screen lore with the release of the film "The Social Network" last year.
Winklevoss by Springbreaker January 12, 2011
neurodiabesity
One of the new chronic diseases effecting North americans as they continue to live longer lives with less excercise.
My fatass uncle is 80 and suffers from neurodiabesity; a combination of Diabetes, Obesity and various neurological symptoms related to the other two diseases.
neurodiabesity by Springbreaker May 27, 2008
yuleishness
pseudo-journalistic yuletide foolishness
This year the news-wire services in particular seem to be engaged in a competition to see who can churn out the biggest avalanche of yuleishness. While they run a ton of Christmas related stories, they don't look for ones with any true spiritual meaning, and rather are more about reporting stupid shit with a holiday theme.
yuleishness by Springbreaker December 21, 2006
pornament
Pornographic Christmas tree ornaments depicting beloved seasonal figures in sexual positions, aka SantaBalls
Oh my god, will you look at that pornament! I always suspected Mrs. Claus had a thing for Rudolph and those elves. Now we really know why Rudolph's nose is always so bright at night!
pornament by Springbreaker December 21, 2006
santaballs
Also known as pornaments, or pornographic Christmas tree ornaments which depict beloved seasonal figures in sexual positions.
Oh my god, will you look at those SantaBalls! I always wondered why Mrs. Claus has such a bigh shit eating grin on her face all the time. Seems she had a thing for Rudolph and all of those elves.
santaballs by Springbreaker December 21, 2006
quarteralsexual
Hey bob, lend me a dime, i don't have enough money to get blown by the quarteralsexual on the corner - OR - Bob, i heard your sister is a quarteralsexual, can i borrow a dime?
quarteralsexual by Springbreaker August 12, 2006
springbreaker
Usually, but not always a horny European, Canadian or East Coast American high school, college or university student, who travels alone or with friends - but always without parents - by car, bus, plane, train or thumb to either Daytona Beach or Panama City Beach Florida. This is done in search of any combination of sun, sex, sand and alcohol, always during spring break aka reading week, which falls between the last two weeks of February (after the Daytona 500 / President's Day) and lasts until Easter, which also including the period known as BCR - "Black College Reunion".
My buddy is such a springbreaker. Last year, he got so completely hammered on Southern Comfort during spring break, that he woke up totally naked in a hotel linen closet with his girlfriend's best friend sucking on his dick! His best friend woke up to find that his roomies had shaved ALL the hair off of his body. That was some messed up spring break!
springbreaker by Springbreaker August 4, 2006