Springbreaker's definitions

spring

The time period, in the Northern Hemisphere, between Winter (Dec. 21 to Mar. 20) and Summer (June 21 to Sept. 20), usually starting on the Vernal Equinox, March 21st and lasting until June 20th.

In Canada, we don't really have spring, summer and autumn, just winter and road repair season!

by Springbreaker August 1, 2006

springbreaker

Usually, but not always a horny European, Canadian or East Coast American high school, college or university student, who travels alone or with friends - but always without parents - by car, bus, plane, train or thumb to either Daytona Beach or Panama City Beach Florida. This is done in search of any combination of sun, sex, sand and alcohol, always during spring break aka reading week, which falls between the last two weeks of February (after the Daytona 500 / President's Day) and lasts until Easter, which also including the period known as BCR - "Black College Reunion".

My buddy is such a springbreaker. Last year, he got so completely hammered on Southern Comfort during spring break, that he woke up totally naked in a hotel linen closet with his girlfriend's best friend sucking on his dick! His best friend woke up to find that his roomies had shaved ALL the hair off of his body. That was some messed up spring break!

by Springbreaker August 4, 2006

quarteralsexual

Someone who will do anything sexual, with anyone, for a quarter

Hey bob, lend me a dime, i don't have enough money to get blown by the quarteralsexual on the corner - OR - Bob, i heard your sister is a quarteralsexual, can i borrow a dime?

by Springbreaker August 12, 2006

cuntfart

aka quefe - the sound of air being pushed into or out of a vagina, usually but not always during sex or fist fucking

When my girlfriend fucks herself with her whole hand, her pussy farts, and I told her that cuntfart sounds just like someone saying the word "Quefe"!

by Springbreaker July 31, 2006

yuleishness

pseudo-journalistic yuletide foolishness

This year the news-wire services in particular seem to be engaged in a competition to see who can churn out the biggest avalanche of yuleishness. While they run a ton of Christmas related stories, they don't look for ones with any true spiritual meaning, and rather are more about reporting stupid shit with a holiday theme.

by Springbreaker December 21, 2006

santaballs

Also known as pornaments, or pornographic Christmas tree ornaments which depict beloved seasonal figures in sexual positions.

Oh my god, will you look at those SantaBalls! I always wondered why Mrs. Claus has such a bigh shit eating grin on her face all the time. Seems she had a thing for Rudolph and all of those elves.

by Springbreaker December 21, 2006

pornament

Pornographic Christmas tree ornaments depicting beloved seasonal figures in sexual positions, aka SantaBalls

Oh my god, will you look at that pornament! I always suspected Mrs. Claus had a thing for Rudolph and those elves. Now we really know why Rudolph's nose is always so bright at night!

by Springbreaker December 21, 2006