5 definitions by eleanorofa

pornamental

A person with little value beyond attractiveness.

The only reason to date Paris Hilton would be her pornamental value.

by eleanorofa April 6, 2010

polysaturated

When a polyamorous person has as many significant and insignificant others as they think they can handle at a given time.

"After acquiring a boyfriend and a girlfriend in the space of two months and barely hanging on to her husband, Julia was feeling pretty polysaturated."

by eleanorofa April 14, 2009

polytastic

When highs or lows with one partner in a polyamorous relationship lead to greater bonding with other partners.

"Julia and Celia had a polytastic Saturday night together after their boyfriends broke up with them on Friday."

by eleanorofa April 14, 2009

doomtacular

Doomed to fail spectacularly. Frequently preceded by an expletive.

"That could gave been a great relationship if his ex-girlfriend hadn't told him she was pregnant a month and a half after we started going out. That was pretty fucking doomtacular."

by eleanorofa April 14, 2009

polyunsaturated

When a polyamorous person already has at least one partner and is actively seeking other partners.

"After his wife became totally polysaturated, everyone felt sorry for polyunsaturated John, who just couldn't seem to find anyone else."

by eleanorofa April 14, 2009