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Simulated pornography.
At no time can your thingy actually touch someone or be seen
From Vlassic With Love to Heads & Tails, porna is still safe for the teens
porna by Mike Hummer October 14, 2003
Words you can keep
Porn for women.
Dusk TV in the Netherlands is a European satellite channel of pornography appealing to women they've called "porna," porn with a feminine view. It's been on the air since 2010.
Porna by forhall December 29, 2013
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La Llorna Porna 

Teenage boy pastime of stumbling across pornographic magazines in the ditches.
Louise was playing in the ditch only to uncover the treasure La Llorna Porna
La Llorna Porna by NoirRawTick December 15, 2012

polnareffsexual 

A sexual attraction towards Jean Pierre Polnareff from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders / JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Golden Wind.
Person 1: Bro, I think I'm polnareffsexual.

Person 2: Part 3 or 5 Polnareff?
polnareffsexual by JPPolnareff October 15, 2019
Police who have a tendency to whack you in the nads. usually at a party or rave that gets busted and or sometimes a riot or other civil disturbance.

Also related to Bangcock
That party was great last nite until the cops came and started whacking people in the nads, especially those who wouldn't leave.
Yea.
Damn Ponads.
Ponads by sklawzisalreadymynmae September 27, 2011

pornanza 

I've never seen so much porn in one place at one time, it's a pornanza!
pornanza by Mr. Cardboard July 5, 2012

Playstation Pornable

What's a playstation pornable you ask, well its pretty damn easy to figure out, It's a PSP filled with porn. Many people might have this in fact and not know the actually know what to call it but here it is: the Playstation pornable. I imagine those that have it have large memory card for porn, and an average size card just play games (if they play games when they aren't fapping to images of playboy girls or watching their favorite Girls Gone Wild videos) so noone will suspect of using their PSP of holding porn. This is also great for those who have 500 gb HDD full of porn, but like to have their porn to be portable which coincidentally is where pornable comes from: portable porn.
Little brother: "hey bro can i borrow your PSP to play Sonic?" Bigbrother : "Sure lil'bro" *hands him psp* *little brother turns on psp Little brother : "Oh my why are there naked ladies on here , and what is she doing to that other naked lady?" 0.0 Big Brother: -Oh Shit i gave him my playstation pornable memory card instead of giving him the gaming one- "ugh lil'bro just hand the the PSP to me and I'll buy you your own PSP if we keep this our own little secret" Little brother: "OK, will mine have naked ladies too?" Big Brother: "Hell no"
Playstation Pornable by Danfire0 August 17, 2009
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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Purple Patch 

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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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