porna

Simulated pornography.
At no time can your thingy actually touch someone or be seen

From Vlassic With Love to Heads & Tails, porna is still safe for the teens

by Mike Hummer October 14, 2003

Porna

Porn for women.

Dusk TV in the Netherlands is a European satellite channel of pornography appealing to women they've called "porna," porn with a feminine view. It's been on the air since 2010.

by forhall December 29, 2013

La Llorna Porna

Teenage boy pastime of stumbling across pornographic magazines in the ditches.

Louise was playing in the ditch only to uncover the treasure La Llorna Porna

by NoirRawTick December 15, 2012

polnareffsexual

A sexual attraction towards Jean Pierre Polnareff from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders / JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Golden Wind.

Person 1: Bro, I think I'm polnareffsexual.

Person 2: Part 3 or 5 Polnareff?

by JPPolnareff October 15, 2019

Ponads

Police who have a tendency to whack you in the nads. usually at a party or rave that gets busted and or sometimes a riot or other civil disturbance.

Also related to Bangcock

That party was great last nite until the cops came and started whacking people in the nads, especially those who wouldn't leave.
Yea.
Damn Ponads.

by sklawzisalreadymynmae September 27, 2011

pornanza

A bonanza of porn.

I've never seen so much porn in one place at one time, it's a pornanza!

by Mr. Cardboard July 5, 2012

Playstation Pornable

What's a playstation pornable you ask, well its pretty damn easy to figure out, It's a PSP filled with porn. Many people might have this in fact and not know the actually know what to call it but here it is: the Playstation pornable. I imagine those that have it have large memory card for porn, and an average size card just play games (if they play games when they aren't fapping to images of playboy girls or watching their favorite Girls Gone Wild videos) so noone will suspect of using their PSP of holding porn. This is also great for those who have 500 gb HDD full of porn, but like to have their porn to be portable which coincidentally is where pornable comes from: portable porn.

Little brother: "hey bro can i borrow your PSP to play Sonic?" Bigbrother : "Sure lil'bro" *hands him psp* *little brother turns on psp Little brother : "Oh my why are there naked ladies on here , and what is she doing to that other naked lady?" 0.0 Big Brother: -Oh Shit i gave him my playstation pornable memory card instead of giving him the gaming one- "ugh lil'bro just hand the the PSP to me and I'll buy you your own PSP if we keep this our own little secret" Little brother: "OK, will mine have naked ladies too?" Big Brother: "Hell no"

by Danfire0 August 17, 2009