porn noise

The noise generated by the intensity of penis thrusting into the bottomless pit called the vagina.

After seeing the opera, I realized the porn noise coming from her vagina sounded like the lady I just heard on stage. It was a unique noise that no one wanted to hear but they would pay to see it anyday.

porn noise by Shannon McCarthy April 30, 2008

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Porn Noise

The sound of porn on your phone that everyone else in your house can hear from your bedroom.

Mom: Honey, what's that sound coming from Jimmy's room?
Dad: Oh Margret, that's just the Porn Noise from the Porn he's watching.

Porn Noise by Cock&BallTorture April 7, 2019

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noise porn

Unnatural mating calls via cell phone
For example. When somebody yells out Patricks LEEDLE and the opposite sex responds with LEEDLELEE even louder

Noise porn

Yum

noise porn by Starchary January 29, 2018

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Pornnoisseur

Connoisseur of porn, expert judge and collector of pornographic material.

Certainly, there was a host of different dishes hot and steamy to cater to the tastes of pornnoisseur.

Can you send me Jennifer Lawrence nudies? I know you are a pornnoisseur.

Like the original structure, his piece has a beauty that lures pornnoisseurs.

Pornnoisseur by Lab Effort January 14, 2015

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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