porky pie 

A lie the scottish use

Britt:Did you hear that Jenn and Stew is still dating?
Stosh: Thats a porky pie he stoped talkin to her in July!

porky pie by Jennifer16 September 28, 2006

Pryor Creek Porky Pie 

The sexual act of fingering a girl's vagina while she defecates. The fingerer is able to feel the logs and nuggets sliding out of her rectum through the thin vaginal wall, as well as feeling the wonderful contractions of her vagina as she pushes the steaming dooky out.

After smoking some high-quality Northeast Oklahoma meth, Brad gave white-trash queen Shauna a Pryor Creek porky pie in the Walmart bathroom.

Pryor Creek Porky Pie by I Love You Donny May 13, 2018

Alabama pork pie 

A sexual act involving brothers or cousins of a girl taking tuns having intercourse with her.

Three brothers watched their sister jump into the pond behind their house in her bathing suit.
The oldest brother, Jim-Bob, licked his lips and said, "Mmmm Mmmmm, we're gonna get some Alabama pork pie tonight."

Alabama pork pie by Nutzen YerMouf March 9, 2018

porky pies 

Cockney slang for "lies"

"Don't be telling me porky pies!" which, translated, means "Don't tell me lies!!"

porky pies by Debs September 27, 2005

pork pie hat 

an actual piece of apparel, a "stetson" like hat that has a very narrow brim

Justin Timberlake wears a cool looking pork pie hat.

An old Italian guy from Rhode Island proudly wears his pork pie hat.

A stylin' Black guy from LA has a different pork pie hat for every day of the week.

pork pie hat by Quinee April 29, 2010

porky pies 

Porky pies rhymes with lies - Cockney rhyming slang.

You tellin' me porky pies?
You tellin' me porkies?

porky pies by Karan "Pin" Saroj December 9, 2004

doncaster pork pie 

During sexual intercourse the man inserts his penis into the woman's anal cavity whilst she shits on his dick. He then removes his penis and moulds the excrement around it, creating a pastry-like effect. After his pork sword is covered he proceeds to insert it into the woman's vagina.

I gave Donna a Doncaster pork pie last night, she fucking loved it.

doncaster pork pie by donc_lad_1 December 17, 2008