Definitions by Debs

porky pies 

Cockney slang for "lies"

"Don't be telling me porky pies!" which, translated, means "Don't tell me lies!!"

porky pies by Debs September 27, 2005

on my tod 

By myself. Alone.

Rhyming slang from Tod Sloan, the name of an American jockey.

As I was sitting here on my tod.

on my tod by Debs August 8, 2003

jack jones

See also
on my tod

I was sitting there on my tod

jack jones by Debs August 8, 2003

a poor do 

A situation that is unsatisfactory

That's a bit of a poor do

a poor do by Debs July 29, 2003