This chick gave me an Ohio Porkroll Last night, i got bacon grease in her hair, but i guess that's better than what i got in her hair a few minutes later.
n: a pork meat found almost exlusively in New Jersey. It can be compared to ham, sausage, bacon, or Canadian bacon, but it has its own distinct flavor. Pork Roll is primarily eaten as a breakfast meat, and usually fried and eaten on a sandwich with eggs and/or cheese. It is also referred to as Taylor Ham, but this is a misnomer because Taylor Ham is a brand name of pork roll, which is the product.
This girl was giving me an Ohio pork rolllast night, she thought she had it bad when i got bacon grease in her hair, little did she know that would the least of her worries when it came to foreign liquids in her hair.