Portrollio

A list of all the ugly people you have hooked up with in the past

You were so blacked out last night, do you even remember that 4 you took down...add that one to your portrollio

by 3xfool June 23, 2019

cock portfolio

A list of men in whom time has been invested, sexually.

Girl 1: I don't want to go to that bar.

Girl 2: But you haven't slept with the bartender there yet. C'mon, he'd be a wise investment in your cock portfolio--we'll get free drinks!

by HOEL November 9, 2010

Syafinaz Binte Zainal dance category audition with portfolio (?) / not sure

Syafinaz Binte Zainal dance category audition with portfolio (?) / not sure

Syafinaz Binte Zainal dance category audition with portfolio (?) / not sure

by Handle100 August 6, 2023

portfolio

A way to justify not paying somebody for services rendered.

Sure, we could pay you, but instead think of how great this will look in your portfolio!

by InstantSunrise November 5, 2010

portfolio killer

What a sociopath becomes after earning a top university degree in finance.

Harry: "Dex, put away the knives. You won't need them on Wall Street."

Dexter: "Wall Street?"

Harry: "Yes, son. You're going to become a portfolio killer."

Dexter: "But what about the code?"

Harry: "Forget the code, Dex, and start slashing those 401Ks!"

Dexter: "And my trophies... my slides?"

Harry: "Don't worry son, there will be plenty of blood to collect - just not right away."

by Downsized October 9, 2011

Drug Portfolio

The list of drugs one has done in his/her lifetime, usually recorded over the course of several years

I still want to add DMT to my drug portfolio

by Brobacca June 9, 2011

portfolio investment

Capital investment in a foreign country that takes the form of purchases of securities (stocks, bonds, and commercial paper) in the companies of firms based in that country. Contrast to FDI.

Portfolio investment accounts for a large share of any country's capital accounts.

by abu yahya September 28, 2008