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porrage pistol 

penis. male genitalia as in fully loaded
porrage pistol means male genitals in the trouser department
porrage pistol by Louisbailey November 11, 2007
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I dish eaten while camping after a hard days walk. Porrage eaters generally enjoy eating this in a small, 1 man tent.
"Oh my gosh, remember when they ate pasta porrage 30 minutes after everyone had finished eating"
porrage by LuKaNat2000 April 20, 2016

portragenic 

Being suitable for portraits, a good portrait subject
Dame Kiri Te Kanawa is extremely portragenic
portragenic by sphfive May 3, 2019

porkraven 

Porkraven is when you out brain the opposing team
I porkraven'd OCEAN the last time I played him
porkraven by TearierWheel November 29, 2019
Porkage is what you say when you've accidentally let a select few droplets of urine into your undergarments in the nether regions. It is usually used as a code word to not embarrass yourself in front of your comrades.
Have you partaken in porkage, perchance?
Did you just porkage with me in the room?
Hey, I porkaged the other day because Liv made me giggle.

Porkage Fee 

It’s that thing where a couple wants to come over for dinner, but you only like the wife. So, you hang out with them for a couple of dinner dates, but in return, get to fuck the wife. That’s a Porkage Fee.
He only wants to talk about fishing and 2004 Mahtomedi varsity hockey games. But I let them come hang out a few times because she’s hot and the Porkage Fee was worth it.