porkage

Porkage is what you say when you've accidentally let a select few droplets of urine into your undergarments in the nether regions. It is usually used as a code word to not embarrass yourself in front of your comrades.

Have you partaken in porkage, perchance?
Did you just porkage with me in the room?
Hey, I porkaged the other day because Liv made me giggle.

porkage by This is Karen, an anti-vax mom November 17, 2022

Porkage Fee 

It’s that thing where a couple wants to come over for dinner, but you only like the wife. So, you hang out with them for a couple of dinner dates, but in return, get to fuck the wife. That’s a Porkage Fee.

He only wants to talk about fishing and 2004 Mahtomedi varsity hockey games. But I let them come hang out a few times because she’s hot and the Porkage Fee was worth it.

Porkage Fee by Jajshdyussjjdjdpqalskjxxhhvz July 10, 2023

Portage Central High School 

Wack high school in the middle of Portage, MI, filled with a variety of people. Preppy kids, emo kids, fat annoying freshman lineman, “so called hypebeasts,” and many more. Very infamous for the bathroom juuling.

“Yo bruh you went to Portage Central High School right?”
“Yea that shit wack”
“True I cant even take a shit without getting smacked in the face with a cloud of mango smoke when I walk in the bathroom”

Portage Central High School by Big Daddy Sach December 26, 2018

portage wisconsin 

An STD in itself. Trash line the streets and it smells like burnt piss. Everyone there is fat, retarded, and ghetto. Cops are pricks. Probably the root cause of Ebola.

Portage Wisconsin is an STD infested wasteland that makes Salton City look good.

portage wisconsin by copperhead May 3, 2017

Parkage 

When people linger in front of an area that others need access to. For example, people standing and talking at a buffet table blocking others from getting food.

Look at the parkage over there causing a long line.

Parkage by Reschk March 22, 2016

Portage 

Noun : A fancy word that means, "Guess what? You're going to have to fucking carry your boat!"

After we paddle across this lake there's a portage to the river.

Portage by onehandcrabbing January 28, 2012

Portage la Prairie 

The third-largest city in Manitoba, "Portage la Prairie" is French for "pee stop between Winnipeg and Brandon". The main attractions include the world's largest Coke can in the back of the Canadian Tire parking lot and a gigantic spotlight that's used to blind passing pilots on the roof of the hotel next to the giant Coke can.

Portage is most well-known for the money sink affectionately known as the PCU Centre. Just like in Monty Python's Holy Grail, the city council decided to build the PCU Centre in a swamp on Island Park; it's currently sinking and buckling, which is why the pool keeps leaking and closing down. When there's an event at the PCU Centre it takes approximately six hours to leave the island because the only exit is guarded by a ferocious 4-way stop. This could be solved with a traffic light but city council has to spend everyone's tax dollars paying the loans on the building instead.

Portage also has an event known as the Potato Festival, a celebration of the most boring vegetable known to man. It used to be the Strawberry Festival but that was deemed too fun. This change was likely effected by the people in the "good" part of town seeking an outlet for their rage because they live downwind from a sewage treatment plant on the south side of the TransCanada Highway.

Oh man, it's another hour and a half to Brandon! Let's stop for a leak in Portage la Prairie!

Portage la Prairie by detartrated April 17, 2011