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porkhead 

A "poor kid"...
Basically, if you say that really fast, it sounds like porkhead.
Sandy: I mean, seriously...he's so strange.

Brandee: Poor kid...

Sandy: Did you just say "porkhead"?!

Brandee: Sure Sandy, he's a porkhead...
porkhead by Brandee & Sandy December 20, 2007
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porkhead 

A variant of the term meathead to describe a oafish friend with poor judgement, quickly becoming a nickname. Invented in Olympia, Washington in 1967, this nickname can simply be "Pork". Also derived from the cartoon figure "Porky Pig".
Hey, Porkhead, how come you can't think about the consequences of your actions?
porkhead by ThornOfMalice November 19, 2011

pornhead 

Noun - A term usually applied to one who looks at an excessive amount of internet porn.

George, stop looking at porn you fucking pornhead!
pornhead by Mutari January 2, 2007

porkheads 

a porkhead is a derogatory word used to diss members of the bloods gang.
Porkheads never get it craccin cuz.
porkheads by slang game September 24, 2007

Parkhead 

Home of the biggest paedophile ring in the world (aka the paedodome),the great unwashed and the beggars

Various managers,chairmen and coaches have covered up these acts

An absolutely disgusting place also filled with incest,unwashed and unemployed people not a nice place at all

Origin of the phrase "big jock new"
We're at parkhead this week don't take the kids
Parkhead by BJK55 May 4, 2022

Porthead 

Someone who smokes alot of Newport cigarettes.
Jon: I'm gonna light up a another port.

Bobby: Damn dude, your a porthead!
Porthead by P0rthead69 October 22, 2009

parkhead 

Dirty, smellie and worth blowing up. Often filled with 60,000 unwashed gypsies.
Adolf would be turning in his grave at the thought of these cnuts.
parkhead by John Grieg May 9, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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