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Parkhead 

Home of the biggest paedophile ring in the world (aka the paedodome),the great unwashed and the beggars

Various managers,chairmen and coaches have covered up these acts

An absolutely disgusting place also filled with incest,unwashed and unemployed people not a nice place at all

Origin of the phrase "big jock new"
We're at parkhead this week don't take the kids
Parkhead by BJK55 May 4, 2022
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parkhead 

Dirty, smellie and worth blowing up. Often filled with 60,000 unwashed gypsies.
Adolf would be turning in his grave at the thought of these cnuts.
parkhead by John Grieg May 9, 2003

Parkhead 

Parkhead is the best place in scotland it is the football ground of Glasgow Celtic FC who in 2003 got to the final of teh UEFA cup and where given teh fair play award for haveg thousands of fans there and only one arrest.
Celtic Fan:aye i'll be goin tae Parkhead the morra.
Dumb Tourist: is that a shoping centre?
Celtic Fan: wit? ur ye daft thats the home of Glasgow Celtic
Parkhead by Chris_123 August 8, 2006

porkheads 

a porkhead is a derogatory word used to diss members of the bloods gang.
Porkheads never get it craccin cuz.
porkheads by slang game September 24, 2007

Parkmead Elementary School

A small kindergarten-fifth grade public school in Walnut Creek, with about 450 students. Parkmead has two parts: PALS, the part of the school for the kids with stay-at-home, overprotective, middle-class housewife mothers. The other parts is PCS, which is for students who are independent

PALS stands for Parkmead Active Learning School. Parents are required to volunteer at least 60 hours a year in the PALS program. They go on more field trips than PCS and having "learning" experiences like MAGIC, which is just parents making up an excuse to show up at school. PALS does boast the coolest teacher in the world, Mr. Moore, but that does not make up for it lameness. Many kids in PALS will struggle when they have to go to regular school and find it difficult to make new friends.

PCS stands for Parkmead Curriculum School. Students in PCS are generally wealthier than PALS students, but have two parents with full-time jobs instead of one. PCS sticks to the curriculum, but still adds fun activities for students. PCS students are smarter and have more confidence than PALS students. PCS students have been known to bully PALS students and call the babies.
"I went to Parkmead Elementary School!"-person #1
"So did I! I was in PCS!"-person #2
"Ya! I learned and now I'm a plastic surgeon with a six-figure salary!"-person #2

*meanwhile, PALS graduate is crying in the corner.

porkhead 

A "poor kid"...
Basically, if you say that really fast, it sounds like porkhead.
Sandy: I mean, seriously...he's so strange.

Brandee: Poor kid...

Sandy: Did you just say "porkhead"?!

Brandee: Sure Sandy, he's a porkhead...
porkhead by Brandee & Sandy December 20, 2007
racist term against people from pakistan
those fucking packheads are probably planning something
packhead by ssj_soliddur January 8, 2022
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