A vegan recipe which tastes like pork but does not even contain any pork. Usually made of jackfruit or king oyster mushroom, but sometimes banana blossom is used. Although it is 100% plant-based and does not contain pork at all, it is still non-halal as it uses the name "pork". Therefore, Muslims should not eat this recipe.

Jessica Jane, someone known for smelly feet, claiming vegan pulled pork as "halal pork (babi halal)", even though it is not halal because of the name "pork".

Vegan pulled pork by Real Vegan June 27, 2022

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Alabama pork pie

A sexual act involving brothers or cousins of a girl taking tuns having intercourse with her.

Three brothers watched their sister jump into the pond behind their house in her bathing suit.
The oldest brother, Jim-Bob, licked his lips and said, "Mmmm Mmmmm, we're gonna get some Alabama pork pie tonight."

Alabama pork pie by Nutzen YerMouf March 9, 2018

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Pork Product

Pork Product

The definition of a fat person but said in fun way amongst friends

Fat, me? Says you you little pork product

Pork Product by Big Poppa Mills December 3, 2020

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Pork Scotch Van

A clapped-out white van driven by miserable little security guards. These vehicles are filthy and frequently break down. The fat driver will often try to save a parking place for himself by putting a traffic cone in the road outside his house. This annoying practice is best dealt with by rescuing the cone from the fat guy's possession and installing it in the back of a Maltby lorry two streets away.

What do you call a toilet on wheels?

A Pork Scotch van.

Pork Scotch Van by Lumpbag May 10, 2009

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