poret

Poret is when ur best m8 adds something to the internet that allows you to be jealous of them.

O man that oli kid is so cool i can belive he is poret

by Oli Ricks December 7, 2006

poetter

To consistently and deliberately keep trying to break something that does not need fixing. In addition, the new "fix" _must not_ aim to provide any compatibility with what it was supposed to "fix", e.g. everything else should be rebuilt from scratch to accommodate said "fix".

1. verb
to poetter (pøtɐ)

2. noun
A poetter is someone who is poettering (pøtɐɪŋ)

Stop poettering on a Friday!
Who poetterred that server?

by pideins October 1, 2019

Poet-Prophet

Poet-Prophet; Meaning someone with a creative ability to think and write words with new meanings, that will be used in present times today and for the many future years waiting to begin to exist.

Person: He is a great Poet-Prophet who is living among us today.

BY : 𝙳𝚈𝙼𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚈𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚒 ✞ 🄳.🅈

by MillYentei DYSlick December 8, 2020

The Poet

Code name for a mole or undercover government informat.

The bust was successful thanks impart to "The Poet" working undercover and providing information.

by Brian Knowles July 21, 2011

she-poet

A sub-genre of a predominantly male "Instapoets" demographic on Instagram that focus on the topic of womanly lust and desires, mostly from the perspective and interpretation of the male narrative figure. Not to be confused with misogynists, the she-poet yearns to obtain a metaphysical connection between a current and/or past love interest through a narrow-minded view of life or literary prowess. Usually implements trite similes and metaphors including, but not limited to: whiskey, galaxies, chaos, love, light, oceans, scars, kisses, etc. A typical "she-poem" is equivalent to one short stanza.

"Whoa, this she-poet has 500k followers! He must be amazing and get all the women."
"She-poets are a mockery to all that is literary and artistic. You fucking don't wanna be one."

by Poetryprincess1985 March 17, 2017

Pussy Poet

An individual so verbally and/or orally gifted that they can make a pussy explode by merely speaking to it.

Mick was so goddamn smooth while talking with that blonde that after he left I heard her asking a janitor for a mop. He's a true pussy poet.

by Mad Mick! November 23, 2016

Poetic Justice

When life hands someone their Karma in an elegant way, with witnesses and without any encouragement from victims or victors. It's the balancing of the scales of Justice in a way that would make a good story for others to learn from.

Honey, after all she did to you, it is poetic justice when karma is served.

by Flowerbaby April 16, 2019