porcuspex

Haruspex were individuals who read bird entrails to divine the future. A porcuspex is an individual who does the same with pigs. Common to the WallStreetBets subreddit, porcuspex are individuals who predict the "slaughter of pigs" as opposed to bulls and bears, referring to the saying, "Bulls make money, bears make money, pigs get slaughtered"

Did the porcuspex just predict GME on January 29th?

by ImpulseGamblersAnonymous April 14, 2021

Porcupeth

A vastly intelligent person who respects the work of prog bands "Opeth" and "Porcupine Tree" in equal measure

Prog Fan: "Hey can I buy a copy of Fear of a Blank Planet and Blackwater Park please?"

CD Seller: "Oh, I guess you're a porcupeth!"

by badgerslayer November 15, 2011

Porcupenis

When you have excessive pubic hair that is extremely thick and straight to the point that they are essentially quills and poke your partners eye out.

last night my tinder date had some porcupenis. That's why im wearing this eyepatch.

by ChaddehBoii August 11, 2018

porcupet

A baby porcupine.

Porcupets are cuter than adult porcupines, but are still hard to hug.

by Jlf22 February 18, 2009

Porcupepper

A new vegetable is discovered. It's like a bell pepper, but with points all over it. Like a dragonfruit. Scientists name it a porcupepper. Red hot like a pepper, with the sweetness of a porcupine.

Napoleon’s llama, Tina, cried for 15 minutes after munching down on that porcupepper.

by IrvingJessica February 11, 2020

Porcupenis

When a man shaves, trims, or manicures his pubic region such that the hairs are short and prickly, causing discomfort.

Danny did some manscaping yesterday with the #2 clippers. I'd bet the Prius he's suffering massive porcupenis today.

by slanted April 23, 2011

Porcupenis

A slang term used to describe women who've had an excessively high number of sex partners / high body count that makes reference to the quills on a porcupine.

"If she had as many dicks sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her she would look like a porcupenis".

"That porcupenis is for the streets".

"Stay away from that group over there, they're all pocupenis's".

"Stay away from that one, she's a porcupenis

by Blue_Sharpie March 12, 2023