Porcupepper

A new vegetable is discovered. It's like a bell pepper, but with points all over it. Like a dragonfruit. Scientists name it a porcupepper. Red hot like a pepper, with the sweetness of a porcupine.

Napoleon’s llama, Tina, cried for 15 minutes after munching down on that porcupepper.

by IrvingJessica February 11, 2020