When you have excessive pubic hair that is extremely thick and straight to the point that they are essentially quills and poke your partners eye out.
by ChaddehBoii August 11, 2018
When a man shaves, trims, or manicures his pubic region such that the hairs are short and prickly, causing discomfort.
Danny did some manscaping yesterday with the #2 clippers. I'd bet the Prius he's suffering massive porcupenis today.
by slanted April 05, 2011