Porcupenis
When you have excessive pubic hair that is extremely thick and straight to the point that they are essentially quills and poke your partners eye out.
Porcupenis by ChaddehBoii August 11, 2018
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Porcupenis
A slang term used to describe women who've had an excessively high number of sex partners / high body count that makes reference to the quills on a porcupine.
"If she had as many dicks sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her she would look like a porcupenis".
"That porcupenis is for the streets".
"Stay away from that group over there, they're all pocupenis's".
"Stay away from that one, she's a porcupenis
"That porcupenis is for the streets".
"Stay away from that group over there, they're all pocupenis's".
"Stay away from that one, she's a porcupenis
Porcupenis by Blue_Sharpie March 12, 2023
broomin' porcupines
arousing the area above the genitals during the awkward phase between the 'sand paper' stage and the 'forest' stage.
broomin' porcupines by Travis Urban May 14, 2006
Porcupining
When a man has used so much product in their hair that in retirement his hair is permanently spiked backwards giving off the appearance of a porcupine.
Porcupining by Master bassist November 19, 2011
Porcupining
Where you and your girl are having sex with a porcupine, a game is played where whoever by the end of the sex has the most quills in the ass is the winner. The winner usually gets bragging rights to their parents as the intercourse is usually insestual.
Sam: so did you and Cheryl do anything last night
John: ye ye bro me and Cheryl were porcupining!
Sam: yooooo! Please tell me you won.
John: of course I did dad you know Cheryl follows mom for her inhability to porcupine.
Sam: that’s my boy
John: ye ye bro me and Cheryl were porcupining!
Sam: yooooo! Please tell me you won.
John: of course I did dad you know Cheryl follows mom for her inhability to porcupine.
Sam: that’s my boy
Porcupining by ReeceCarCrashWheelwright October 17, 2018
porcupinicular
porcupinicular by Es1cue March 7, 2022
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