Porcupenis 

When you have excessive pubic hair that is extremely thick and straight to the point that they are essentially quills and poke your partners eye out.

last night my tinder date had some porcupenis. That's why im wearing this eyepatch.

Porcupenis by ChaddehBoii August 11, 2018

Porcupenis 

When a man shaves, trims, or manicures his pubic region such that the hairs are short and prickly, causing discomfort.

Danny did some manscaping yesterday with the #2 clippers. I'd bet the Prius he's suffering massive porcupenis today.

Porcupenis by slanted April 23, 2011

Porcupenis 

A slang term used to describe women who've had an excessively high number of sex partners / high body count that makes reference to the quills on a porcupine.

"If she had as many dicks sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her she would look like a porcupenis".

"That porcupenis is for the streets".

"Stay away from that group over there, they're all pocupenis's".

"Stay away from that one, she's a porcupenis

Porcupenis by Blue_Sharpie March 12, 2023

broomin' porcupines 

arousing the area above the genitals during the awkward phase between the 'sand paper' stage and the 'forest' stage.

My girlfriend usually has a full Brazilian but last night I was broomin' porcupines.

broomin' porcupines by Travis Urban May 14, 2006

Porcupining 

When a man has used so much product in their hair that in retirement his hair is permanently spiked backwards giving off the appearance of a porcupine.

That man at the bar is so porcupining.

Porcupining by Master bassist November 19, 2011

Porcupining 

Where you and your girl are having sex with a porcupine, a game is played where whoever by the end of the sex has the most quills in the ass is the winner. The winner usually gets bragging rights to their parents as the intercourse is usually insestual.

Sam: so did you and Cheryl do anything last night

John: ye ye bro me and Cheryl were porcupining!
Sam: yooooo! Please tell me you won.
John: of course I did dad you know Cheryl follows mom for her inhability to porcupine.
Sam: that’s my boy

Porcupining by ReeceCarCrashWheelwright October 17, 2018

porcupinicular 

In the shape of a porcupine

'Your hair is looking rather porcupinicular today'

porcupinicular by Es1cue March 7, 2022