porchress 

An enclosed porch that is attached to a home/castle with an awesome view.

I enjoy my morning coffee on the porchress.

porchress by ROtown August 16, 2014

Porchpussy 

A person who talks shit to you from their porch but never leaves the porch.

Some kid called me a bitch from his porch but never left it, what a porchpussy.

Porchpussy by RT51 February 9, 2010

porchesa

a. baller, one who is ballin'
b. an extremely cool individual who appears to have lots of luxury at their disposal
c. Daria and Gillian...don't ask.

Rihanna and T.I. are porchesas. When I look at them it makes me wish that I was as porchesa as those porchesas. I envy their porchesa-ness.

It's pronounced por-chay-sa

porchesa by Gilliaria212 January 6, 2009

Procress 

If something is workable, manageable, or serviceable.

Although most commonly used as an adjective it can be used as a noun, verb, pronoun, adverb, preposition, article, or any other form of grammar in the English language.

Dude, that was the most procress thing i've seen all day.

That girl is extremely procress.

Procress.

Procress by 219Toyla September 25, 2011

porntress 

The porn version of an actress.

"I was watching Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Whore last night and I realized that the porntresses lines were completely unbelievable."

porntress by pokesfan2010 December 4, 2011

Porchies

When consuming 40 ounce bottles of beer and/or malt liquor on a porch like setting.

It's a beautiful night out, but shit we ain't got but a few dollars, no gas, and wanna get drunk w/ our homies. This calls for porchies!

Porchies by Wordsworthl3ss August 6, 2010

Procressed

Depression caused by procrastination.

Noun: Procressedinator

Jody is procressed because he waited till the day of, to study for the GRE.

Procressed by Khing Jody October 10, 2017