Rihanna and T.I. are porchesas. When I look at them it makes me wish that I was as porchesa as those porchesas. I envy their porchesa-ness.

It's pronounced por-chay-sa

porchesa by Gilliaria212 January 6, 2009

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Procress

If something is workable, manageable, or serviceable.

Although most commonly used as an adjective it can be used as a noun, verb, pronoun, adverb, preposition, article, or any other form of grammar in the English language.

Dude, that was the most procress thing i've seen all day.

That girl is extremely procress.

Procress.

Procress by 219Toyla September 25, 2011

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porntress

The porn version of an actress.

"I was watching Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Whore last night and I realized that the porntresses lines were completely unbelievable."

porntress by pokesfan2010 December 4, 2011

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Porchies

When consuming 40 ounce bottles of beer and/or malt liquor on a porch like setting.

It's a beautiful night out, but shit we ain't got but a few dollars, no gas, and wanna get drunk w/ our homies. This calls for porchies!

Porchies by Wordsworthl3ss August 6, 2010

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Procressed

Depression caused by procrastination.

Noun: Procressedinator

Jody is procressed because he waited till the day of, to study for the GRE.

Procressed by Khing Jody October 10, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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