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porchress 

An enclosed porch that is attached to a home/castle with an awesome view.
I enjoy my morning coffee on the porchress.
porchress by ROtown August 16, 2014
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Porchpussy 

A person who talks shit to you from their porch but never leaves the porch.
Some kid called me a bitch from his porch but never left it, what a porchpussy.
Porchpussy by RT51 February 9, 2010
a. baller, one who is ballin'
b. an extremely cool individual who appears to have lots of luxury at their disposal
c. Daria and Gillian...don't ask.
Rihanna and T.I. are porchesas. When I look at them it makes me wish that I was as porchesa as those porchesas. I envy their porchesa-ness.

It's pronounced por-chay-sa
porchesa by Gilliaria212 January 6, 2009

Procress 

If something is workable, manageable, or serviceable.

Although most commonly used as an adjective it can be used as a noun, verb, pronoun, adverb, preposition, article, or any other form of grammar in the English language.
Dude, that was the most procress thing i've seen all day.

That girl is extremely procress.

Procress.
Procress by 219Toyla September 25, 2011

porntress 

The porn version of an actress.
"I was watching Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Whore last night and I realized that the porntresses lines were completely unbelievable."
porntress by pokesfan2010 December 4, 2011
When consuming 40 ounce bottles of beer and/or malt liquor on a porch like setting.
It's a beautiful night out, but shit we ain't got but a few dollars, no gas, and wanna get drunk w/ our homies. This calls for porchies!
Porchies by Wordsworthl3ss August 6, 2010

Procressed

Depression caused by procrastination.

Noun: Procressedinator
Jody is procressed because he waited till the day of, to study for the GRE.
Procressed by Khing Jody October 10, 2017
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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