Pouchless

Function: adjective
Male who lacks courage or fortitude; is effeminate.

"Pouch" in this case = scrotum. Opposite of saying a guy "has balls."

That guy is pouchless. He just stood there quaking while Jeff dressed him down in front of the whole office.

by coyotedog November 20, 2009

nipple pouches

Big heavy dense sacs of breast meat hanging from a girls shoulders on the front side of her body, under her head.

Look at that that girl! She is cute and she has big, swinging nipple pouches

by Bubble Bag Nipple Squeezer June 15, 2010

touchless

A male/female who is yet to be intimately involved in ANY way with another human being.

'...at this point, as a 36 year old touchless male, I don't know what to do. I guess I just keep on keeping on...' (after a failed attempt of initmate approach)

by redditscanner July 31, 2013

porchress

An enclosed porch that is attached to a home/castle with an awesome view.

I enjoy my morning coffee on the porchress.

by ROtown August 16, 2014

pouches

interj.
1. Used to express peace out for the non-thugerated.
( originated from Dan Chen)
2. More than one pouch is the wrong definition.

1. i'm outta here pouches.
2. Pouches guys.

by daniel chen January 2, 2004

Kidney pouches

A kidney pouch is the fat above the waist, over where the kidneys are. It can be used as an ansult to a fat person or anyone.

Lee: Hey bird nose.
Darby: Shut up kidney pouches.

by xDCJx April 29, 2007

touchless carwash

Cumming on a girls face then wiping it off with your nut sac.He was mad at his girlfriend so he gave her a touchless carwash.

He was mad at his girlfriend, so he gave her a touchless carwash.

by PirateCapt62 August 3, 2019