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Pershfest
A gathering of many persian people in one convenient location, usually lasting until 3 in the morning. Typically involving dancing, playing poker, and eating kabob with tadiq. And once a year in March there is a major gathering of every persian in the local area and they party all night, it is called Chahārshanbe Sūrī.
"Hey Adi, salam aleikom. Do you know vere de pershfest iz tonight, azizam?"
"I believe it iz at Tofig's house."
"esweet!"
"I believe it iz at Tofig's house."
"esweet!"
Pershfest by mercedesowner123 April 25, 2009
Related Words
Porchfest • Poochfest • Pershfest • popchest • porchesa • porchetti • Porchment • porchress • Porkchester • Porkchesting
porchesa
a. baller, one who is ballin'
b. an extremely cool individual who appears to have lots of luxury at their disposal
c. Daria and Gillian...don't ask.
b. an extremely cool individual who appears to have lots of luxury at their disposal
c. Daria and Gillian...don't ask.
Rihanna and T.I. are porchesas. When I look at them it makes me wish that I was as porchesa as those porchesas. I envy their porchesa-ness.
It's pronounced por-chay-sa
It's pronounced por-chay-sa
porchesa by Gilliaria212 January 6, 2009
mitrophondick prochestyrun
When there’s no word to describe a certain person. Basically every word in the dictionary merged into one.
Person 1: Did you see what Nico said today?
Person 2: I rather not talk about it. That kid is a total mitrophondick prochestyrun.
Person 2: I rather not talk about it. That kid is a total mitrophondick prochestyrun.
mitrophondick prochestyrun by Giraffe360 December 14, 2019
Portchester Slam
When you're fucking a girl doggy style and about to cum you pull out and jizz on your hand while spitting on the girls back. When she turns around thinking you jizzed on her back you belt her with the cum-hand.
1) I was in westchester and she a hoe so she got a port chester slam.
2) Guy A) Did you hear that sound?
Guy B) Yeah Mike Portchester slammed Grace, you could hear it for miles!
2) Guy A) Did you hear that sound?
Guy B) Yeah Mike Portchester slammed Grace, you could hear it for miles!
Portchester Slam by Chris DP3 October 13, 2010
Poochfest
Poochfest by Burningred June 16, 2005
porchress
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Ratfucker
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