Pornpression

Depression caused by porn addiction.

Bob-"Some days, the pornpression is just too crippling. I can't get out of bed, I can barely eat, sleep is impossible and I can rarely gather the courage to speak to another human being."
Bob-Sobbing

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by PerrytheChain-SmokingPlatypus December 9, 2022

Pokepression

When you get all depressed because you been trying to catch badass Pokeman all day and you ain't seen shit except Piges and Rats.

Damn dude I've walked 5K and I haven't seen a damn thang except Piges and Rats...maaaaaan I think I'm getting that Pokepression ya'll!

by PaddingtonPooMo August 11, 2016