Porchpussy

A person who talks shit to you from their porch but never leaves the porch.

Some kid called me a bitch from his porch but never left it, what a porchpussy.

by RT51 February 9, 2010

porcupussy

When a usually well waxed pussy need maintenance and get a little stubbly. It's porcupussy.

"I hadn't been waxed for a while - and when I wiped myself - I felt like I was petting a porcupine - my porcupussy"

by Lewis Clark December 1, 2007

portapussy

A long, cylindrical, and hollow sex toy used for male masturbation. Also known as a fleshlight

The word was most likely derived from the term portapotty, which is a portable restroom.

The adult boutique had my favorite portapussy on sale. I felt like a kid in a candy store.

by Dylan Cider May 18, 2006

Portapussy

Extremely stanky. The stankiest pussy of all time. Usually describing a fat bitch or a whore.

Guy 1: Yo did you see her?!?

Guy 2: Na don't even try to hit that shit. That girl's got a portapussy

by Jjliamnes January 1, 2018

porcupussy

In and around a vaginal area that has been shaved recently, but not too recently. The hair creates stubble that may bring pain and/or discomfort to any foreign body that may come in contact with it. e.g (facial, pubic regions, ect.)

Matt: Why is your face all red?
Greg: I ate this girl out an hour ago, dude she was hot!
Matt: You sure she wasn't a hogbeast, looks like you dined on some total porcupussy!

by C. Boyd January 9, 2009

Porpussy

This is the sister of the porpoise and it loves eating dick, anything with 2 legs and a penis its all over it!

"Damn that porpussy is all over his dick man!". Random old guy in the back of the stage--"And thats not even a human!"

by Niggachu killer June 29, 2019

porcupussy

The day after a chick shaves her snatch and it's all stubbly. A prickly shag muffin.

I went down on my girl and git rug rash from her porcupussy. Snatch vag muff muffin

by Boofisam July 8, 2014