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Noun.

Short for porch negro...a black person who loves massa and furthering the agenda of white supremacy. See also: Candace Owens
Someone ask that porchie Klandace Owens if all lives mattered why only black lives are being taken without consequence.
Porchie by Kimosabi the Wise June 23, 2020
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poochies 

It's like '' bitches '' but in a non-degrading way.
Seb: Can't abide by demanding flat-ass Poochies.
Luke: Poochies?
Seb: Can't say 'bitches no more. It's degrading.
poochies by imactuallylonely October 10, 2016
a. baller, one who is ballin'
b. an extremely cool individual who appears to have lots of luxury at their disposal
c. Daria and Gillian...don't ask.
Rihanna and T.I. are porchesas. When I look at them it makes me wish that I was as porchesa as those porchesas. I envy their porchesa-ness.

It's pronounced por-chay-sa
porchesa by Gilliaria212 January 6, 2009

porchress 

An enclosed porch that is attached to a home/castle with an awesome view.
I enjoy my morning coffee on the porchress.
porchress by ROtown August 16, 2014

purchies 

When you get a craving to buy things after smoking weed. Like the munchies, but for buying shit.
A: I think I just bought a blender and tickets to a concert.
B: Dude you got the purchies...
purchies by bravos92 May 6, 2013
A “porchfest” — inspired by the Ithaca NY porchfest — is a free-of-charge neighborhood walkabout where local musicians play and sing music on the beautiful porches of a walkable neighborhood.
The porchfest on Sunday will have a wide variety of music for all to enjoy.
Porchfest by Jpatootie April 25, 2019
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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