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When consuming 40 ounce bottles of beer and/or malt liquor on a porch like setting.
It's a beautiful night out, but shit we ain't got but a few dollars, no gas, and wanna get drunk w/ our homies. This calls for porchies!
by MarketingMan August 05, 2010
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a black man that is the opposite of denzel washington

short for porchmonkey
-J.C's uncle
-Biz Markie

"PORCHY, get back to work!!"
"sa sa sa soooorrrry siiiirrr, i workk right na"
"...ya boy, u pick that cotton... mmmmmmmm"
by i love white ppl jkkk June 16, 2009
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