Porchies

When consuming 40 ounce bottles of beer and/or malt liquor on a porch like setting.

It's a beautiful night out, but shit we ain't got but a few dollars, no gas, and wanna get drunk w/ our homies. This calls for porchies!

by MarketingMan August 5, 2010

Porchie

Noun.

Short for porch negro...a black person who loves massa and furthering the agenda of white supremacy. See also: Candace Owens

Someone ask that porchie Klandace Owens if all lives mattered why only black lives are being taken without consequence.

by Kimosabi the Wise June 23, 2020

Porchy

A term used to express that you are tired/exhausted or a demonstration of the lack of enthusiasm. It has been appropriated from the phrase "turned the porch light off".

Man 1: I cannot be bothered
Man 2: Yeah, porchy.

by rendaddy<3 August 17, 2022

porchy

a black man that is the opposite of denzel washington

short for porchmonkey

-J.C's uncle
-Biz Markie

"PORCHY, get back to work!!"
"sa sa sa soooorrrry siiiirrr, i workk right na"
"...ya boy, u pick that cotton... mmmmmmmm"

by i love white ppl jkkk June 17, 2009

porchie

A marijuana smoke session that takes place on a porch

My old lady won't let me smoke inside anymore, so I got to resort to porchies.

by Jimmyjames27 May 20, 2014

Porchie

When your buddy calls you late at night and wants to have an ice cold beer with you on the front porch.

Alex - “Hey Dan, wanna come over and have a porchie?”
Dan - “Sure, what’s going on bud?”
Alex - “Well I got my sister pregnant again.”
Dan - “Sounds like a good night for a Porchie”

by Tim Boyle August 3, 2019