Poythress

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1. an asshole; very sarcastic

2. An athlete who's tutor does all of his work, and gives him test answers so he can pass.

3. A male confused about his sexuality, at times thinks he is gay

4. Often called delicious by fans; has big forearms

He offended me with his Poythress remarks.

That Poythress man spoke in my health class.

That guy has Poythress arms.

Poythress by asdfjkl;! May 16, 2007

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Jordan Poythress

A short black midget

That nigga Jordan Poythress is a midget

Jordan Poythress by Yurl Tarded June 15, 2020

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Courteney Poythress

The most admirable girl on the freakin planet! This girl is usually found in the outskirts of Wilson, N.C. in her chevrolet cavilier, looking sexy as hell! A.K.A. Creole

Guy#1:Dude! Did you see Courteney Creole this weekend?
Guy#2:Hell yeah dude, she was the most beautiful girl i have ever seen!
Guy#1:Yeah shes awesome dude....

Courteney Poythress by T-mas February 28, 2005

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panthress

A super confident sexy woman who’s beyond her mid thirties and owns the room and any man in it.

Michelle is such a panthress meow. Man she’s not a cougar she’s a total panthress.

panthress by MBstyle January 12, 2021

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porchress

An enclosed porch that is attached to a home/castle with an awesome view.

I enjoy my morning coffee on the porchress.

porchress by ROtown August 16, 2014

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postress

postress (n.)-A female internet forum poster

iwascruel is Most Awesome postress...

postress by iwascruel July 22, 2008

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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