Porcher

When you’re outside with your buddies and you’re sitting on the front porch or the back porch or really any sided porch, and you crack open a cold brewski with the broskies and start havin those conversations about that asshole coworker or Sally down the street who you just found out is the reason you’re now all Igloo buddies. And then the next day you can’t wait to do it all over again, only this time in order to summon the troops you send out the rallying cry, “Hey, wanna have a porcher?”

Richard: “Hey Dick, how are ya now?”
Dick: “Oh ya know, got a lot on my mind”
Richard: “Wanna talk it over a porcher?”

by djnd August 1, 2019

porcher

short for porch monkey

holy shit look at that porcher

by therealdn June 10, 2007

mary-porcher

A cute ass motherfucker who is one inch away from being a legal midget.

Damn that girl is short AND cute! She must be a mary-porcher

by TerminalKachow December 6, 2020

harry porcher

fucking ginger stinky mANNNN

OH YOU KNOW YOURE a harry porcher

by childish455 September 17, 2020

Dick Poacher

When you are passed out drunk and your girlfriend still want sex by pulling your dick out of your pants

Rhonda still still wanted to fuck even though Scott was passed out. She became a Dick Poacher when she pulled his pants down to grab his cock to go at it.

by will bitten December 4, 2016

Porker poacher

A porker poacher is one who cheats with the obese mate of another.

Juan was a porker poacher who had affairs with the chubby neighbors.

by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

porchehulu

Porchehula.- pronounced {Por~Chuh~La} ;. Getting caught having sex in a outdoor place or public setting.

Example; Our neighbors viewed are porchehulu activities from beyond the fence. Or, we witnessed a porchehula in the back of a SUV & laughed.

by Reno/flex September 24, 2016