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A cute ass motherfucker who is one inch away from being a legal midget.
Damn that girl is short AND cute! She must be a mary-porcher
by TerminalKachow December 06, 2020
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Apr 20 Word of the Day
A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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