porcerous

coarse to the point of being abrasive; caustic

I was talking to Nick about selling Norelcos on eBay, when Eddie reminded me of the time when he stole microphones from the church. Eddie made a porcerous comment.

porcerous by Bizzlitz Masta January 17, 2008

Parceros 

The colombian word equivalent to homies. This word wos born in the city of Medellin In the late 1980's.

Una palabra Colombiana usada para dirigirse a una persona, puedeser un conocido o un desconocido.

That kid is my parcero.
Estos parceros son del clan NeAx.

Parceros by NeAx Inc. October 8, 2010

Porgeous

When a lady/gentleman is fat but also attractive

Travis: "Wasn't Kirsty Alley hot in Cheers?"

Bob: "Not as hot as Ted Danson but yes she was"

Travis: "Very true Bob. She was gorgeous back then but with the added weight she's probably more porgeous now"

Porgeous by The HeartBreak Kid September 20, 2012

Alabama Porterhouse 

The act of fucking a girl doggy style while eating a steak dinner off her back.

I burnt my girl's back during an Alabama Porterhouse.

Alabama Porterhouse by MisterThief117 May 3, 2014

Porterhouse 

Sexual act defined by the consumption of a large steak, preferably medium rare and USDA Prime, from a plate resting on the lower back of a female partner while in the doggy style position.

More advanced purveyors will usually include a side salad and the use of a utility belt to hold various condiments and a remote control.

When properly executed (Pointed in the direction of a flat screen television during Sportscenter) the male participant may reach a peaceful state of being that is free from craving, anger and other afflicting states, otherwise known as Nirvana.

Willing female participates are few and far between, so one must use the utmost skill, tact and timing to introduce the Porterhouse into their sexual routine.

It was my Birthday and a playoff game so Tessa let me throw down the Porterhouse. She even ran the remote.

Porterhouse by MayhemInMayberry July 5, 2010

porterhouse dick 

An incredibly large asshole

Phil was never nice, a real porterhouse dick.

porterhouse dick by Rendez Marmaduke July 13, 2011

porterhouse fuckchild 

When your dad sneaks into your room in the middle of the night wearing a t-bone steak costume and then rubs A1 steak sauce all over your slumbering nipples. He then ejaculates into your dress socks.

Jesus Christ dad it's a fucking school night...can't you give this porterhouse fuckchild horseshit a rest already? I'm 22 years old, i'm not a god damn kid anymore!

porterhouse fuckchild by heyunclecharlie August 26, 2009