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Corrosive and burning, but also interchangable for the word awesome.
"Man, when that shopping cart hit that wino, that was caustic"

"I went to this caustic party downtown, but then someone got stabbed"

"Sally is pretty caustic, when she's not hanging out with that pilgrim Luke"
Caustic by CapriceFidelity August 2, 2004
Words you can keep
The best non overpowered legend in apex
“Oh look there’s a caustic in that building”-bloodhound

“Lets push him”-wraith

“No, thats a bad idea its camped out we will die from gas” -bloodhound

Wraith: “Whatever I’ll go alone(phases into building and caustic sprays her with the r-99)”

Bloodhound:Ok I’m coming now(enters building and gets pummelled by caustic’s PK and dies)

Wraith:OMG!!! Caustic is so overpowered his gas actually did damage and slowed me down!! *goes onto twitter and complains to a dev about caustic*

Dev:*sighs
Burning, Corosive.
No one was safe when the satirist H.L. Mencken unleashed his caustic wit.
Caustic by LarstaiT November 10, 2003
capable of eating tissue paper
Sally: I saw Johnny eating some tissue paper.
Sue: Wow! He must be caustic!
caustic by Verna N. September 30, 2006

caustic euphemism 

A substitute word or phrase that, while constructed to be socially more acceptable, drastically subtracts from the legitimate intent and purpose of the original.
So, how do we go from 'shell-shock' to 'battle-fatigue', from 'old dude' to 'senior citizen', from 'rape victim' to 'unconsenting intimacy participant'? Because our culture thrives on caustic euphemism: The dumbed-down, homogenized, neutralized language of the mindless majority who want it that way...
caustic euphemism by YAWA August 18, 2019

Caustic Valley 

A vagina that is perceived to be dirty, diseased, or in some manner toxic. Also sometimes referred to as the Caustic Cleft.
When a guy hooks up with the last remaining (and often disgusting) woman in the bar he will often tell his friends, "I am going deep into the Caustic Valley tonight boys."
Caustic Valley by 2k3bandit December 23, 2013

Caustic Comedy

Caustic Comedy is a particular form or type of humour: comedy that is acerbic, cutting-edged, even cruel or insulting but always amusing, indeed, corrosive and burning as the word ‘Caustic’ itself suggests. Google one of the great names in comedy and the word ‘Caustic’ is likely to be mentioned somewhere in their description.
His caustic comedy is a brand of aggressively caustic humour that targeted everyone from unknown “hockey pucks” to big-name celebrities.
Caustic Comedy by CausticComedy April 18, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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