Porbs

The triangular shaped man-breasts an adult male gets when he combines the eating of too many toblerone bars with drinking Guinness and eating only takeaway. Note: The condition is worsened by lack of exercise and excessive computer gaming.

Ewwww! Look at the DM's porbs!

by Ro Cunningham July 21, 2008

Porbs

Porbs is a funny way of saying probably, you would say it if you were laughing and wanted the conversation to be funnier.

**Laughter**
Person 1: So do you?
Person 2: Porbs
**Laughter**

by cl312 April 7, 2021

porbs

means the same as probably but infinitely less cool to say, often used by uncool people trying to be cool. Can be used in conjunction with 'mad' and 'defs' for maximum effect.

I porbs wouldn’t buy one but if I could get a mad discount I would defs have one

by anonymous August 23, 2023

Porbs

Porbs refers to a more indifferent rendition of “probs” or “probably”. It is like saying probably, only it strays slightly toward maybe, making porbs more casual and less ridgid in its usage.

Brian- “Hey, do you think Emma will be at the party?”

Joe- “Hmm, im not so sure, but porbs”

by anonymous June 5, 2024

Porbean

Porbean is when you're beanless and poor.

"You heard from that dude? He looks sad."
"Yeah, I guess you could say he's porbean."

by dankeme March 21, 2017

porkslut

whore, ugly pig who has no self respect

never touch a dirty porkslut. shit'll ruin yo rep

by Absolom24 October 14, 2013

Porb

You meant to type in porn on google but you made a typo and typed porb instead. You then saw the urban dictionary page which made you curious so you clicked on it. Now you are reading this.

K-Y? check. Kleenex? check. PORB

by Dav0c August 16, 2010