parbs

Points, assists, rebounds, blocks, and steals.

Damn, Curry got parbs last night.

Westbrook can average a double par (points, assists, and rebounds), but one does not simply average double parbs.

Harden was droppin' parbs last night.

parbs by Crayraythetyrone April 4, 2017

parasol 

an old~time Fancy umbrella, maybe with lace & highly decorated; it's used to shield oneself from the sun or as part of a fancy dress~up outfit.

I Love seeing the parasol designs of Olden days~So beautiful & I'd sure use one!

parasol by Starchylde June 11, 2015

Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling

Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling — A tactic where gangs use scuba divers to attach cocaine stashes to the hulls of unsuspecting ships.

I make my living as a scuba diver; but, I ain’t no Jacques Cousteau — I’m into Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling . It’s dangerous but quite lucrative!!!!!!!

Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling by Mind Hunter the Profiler July 28, 2023

Crystal Parasite 

Someone that grows their entire personality off of the lifestyle or personality of someone who is already famous, or some cultural phenomenon, basically anything popular, in a vain attempt to get famous themselves.
For example, any YouTuber that has over 100k subscribers, or maybe even less.
Sometimes this works, but most of the time they just come off as a parasite, leeching off of the success of the person or TV Show or whatever, the "crystal" they "parasite" off of.
Thus they seem instead like talentless hacks with no worth of their own besides what they echo from their "crystal".
Essentially they are a clone of the person, but worse. Much worse.

Person 1: Ugh, that guy's such a crystal parasite, always leeching off of Merg's success.
"that guy": What's up guys, welcome back, to *insert game that Merg's already played here*.

Crystal Parasite by Padria Zozzria May 30, 2020

Parasto 

Parasto

Means swallow(bird) in Persian. Parasto is a very beautiful, charming, hot classy girl. All the girls wants to be her, and all the guys wants to have her. She is perfection bottled up in one woman.
Parasto is one of those girls you meet once in a lifetime ; You either end up marrying her, or you'll be miserable for never taking the chance to talk to her.

-You know that girl Parasto?

- Oh yes you mean that sexy thing walking over there?

Or

-Man I can't stop thinking about Parasto. I wish I had the guts to talk to her. And now she's gone...

- Dude suit yourself, you had your chance and now you'll never find anyone like her again.

Parasto by Queenleeeyla February 16, 2010

Paraskevi 

A beautiful name for a beautiful Greek girl. This is the type of girl you want to be around all day. She is an amazing artist and writer. If you're lucky enough to date her you'll never want to let go.

Damn look at her, she must be a paraskevi

Paraskevi by IAMANONBIASSOURCE May 9, 2018

Pabst Brown Ribbon

The stain left on a hipster's underwear after a night spent drinking copious amounts of PBR tall boys while wearing an ironic t-shirt he bought on the internet, listening to really shitty pseudo-punk music, and going on and on about how deck the band is in a PoMo kind of way

Johnny woke up with a huge and greasy pabst brown ribbon after another night spent drinking too much PBR at the Brass Rail

Pabst Brown Ribbon by IkickHipsters September 14, 2011